July 31, 2007

  •                              Son of Celebrity Pluses and Minuses

     

    That's The ticket! + + + +

    Talent wins out

                                              Next time , Andy, lead with your spoon.

    If you don't know why they fought, it doesn't matter. Andy needed an ass-whipping on general principles. and Jon was happy to oblige us all. Andy, you aren't funny, you are just obnoxious. Those people around you, that laugh at your antics? They are just waiting for that vial to come out of your pocket, and you know it!  Jon, the next round of whatever is on me! My crew respects you, and they are a bunch of ex-cons, so you know you got cred.


    Minus one

    Sounded good after 3 bloody marys department

                                  
    Drugs have taken their toll on  Val Kilmer's  looks, experts say

    I loved the commercials, and wish that they would stay commercials. A one-minute vignette says more than 22 minutes of laugh tracks and contrived plots that belabor some social message.  Well, at least they didn't make a show with those Sonic idiots.

    And look at that picture again.  Unless the joke is that he has just seen one of those demeaning ads, why is the joint just floating there? Attn:Graphic Arts dept.;  your kids can do better. Wait  'til the job's done to smoke the props, guys!


    This just in...

    Due to the highly questionable optionizing of  CEO, COO,  CFO, and other corporate anagram-americans' compensations, the number of multi-millionaires has far outpaced the number of butlers to dress them. One solution has been to open more schools for the training of "gentlemen's gentlemen". My solution? Crack down on corporate greed-heads who forget that they are supposed to EARN money, not finesse it it out of the company coffers.


     

Comments (1)

  • Well said, on all three accounts!

    I don't usually watch late shows, but the other night I was unfortunate enough to see Andy Dick on Conan, and it was just painful.  He sang some ridiculously contrived song, and didn't even get a pity grin out of Conan - simply an "after the break" message.  And that's saying a lot.

    And Greg, be careful what you even mention.  If the caveman show idiots get wind of your Sonic suggestion, those may be the next promos we're seeing.  You can't just throw words around like that! 

    As for your third point, I think all C-whatever-whatevers should have an adoption program, where they take on a person who maybe has some student loans and a car loan to pay off, and considers it their good deed of the year.  I'll be the first volunteer!

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