Friday, 03 July 2009
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We Interrupt This Novel...
In a strategic move that has taken her enemies off-guard, Sarah Palin is resigning as Governor of Alaska. As a former resident of the state (1958-1960), I am privy to information that many lack. There were many reasons for the Governor-not-to-be's decision, so I have been told by sources, and here are...
THE TOP TEN REASONS SARAH PALIN IS QUITTING HER JOB AS GOVERNOR OF ALASKA
1) She is taking a job at that turkey-processing plant.
2)Wants to get her own TV show, "I'm A Governor, Get Me Outta Here!"
3)She wants to spend more time shooting animals from aircraft with her children.
4) Bristol is dropping the baby off all the time. Who has time to govern?
5)Is seeking Carrie Prejean's spot as Miss California.
6)Realized that wasn't Russia she could see from her house, it was a Russian Orthodox Church, and she has the grace to be embarrassed.
7)The check for the pipeline deal cleared, wants to spend time shopping.
8)I can't think of any more reasons...I quit!
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Comments (3)
LOLOL....I like 4 & 7.
What I heard was that she could make more money doing private speaking engagements than she's making as governor. Who knows?
HA!!!
That's epic. Great list.
Great list...I love #2. Hope that they let Hot Rod out so he can co-star with her and Mark Sanford.