February 5, 2013
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Question Of The Day
Would I really rather live naked in the woods, feeding on grubs and roots, shivering in the cold rain, slapping at gnats in the summer heat, risking death by predator, disease, or starvation every day, than deal with the systemic menus, unconscionable delays, and the heavily-accented voices of people who are unable to help me in the end, that is modern-day customer service?
Gimme a minute, I'm thinking!
Comments (7)
I've discovered that I get better after-hours help if I choose Spanish customer service. Either Spanish or accented English is better than a machine. I absolutely despise machines that want me to talk to them.
hahaha It's a tough choice. roflmao
If my wife might choose the woods. I am studying broken English to talk to the voices at the order mikes.
Ah to partake of grubs and other exotic foods. Take the distance voice as a challenge. Often you will have to wait your turn before getting somewhere.
Pay your due, avoid making unnecessary calls and learn how to provide your own service. The Hermit who avoids everyone.
no matter how much body hair I grew could keep me warm in a Wisconsin winter so I'll continue to press 1 for English.
Since getting old proves less adventurous and much less convenient than expected, I'll go with feeding on fruits, nuts and berries, slapping mosquitoes and risking twigs slapping my dangly parts. As for death by predator ... sounds like a good game you win until you lose. Give me land lotsa land with sunny skies above ...
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