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  • Oil Is Not Well

    Slick Rappin'

    I'm in plain white wrapping
    no hip-hoppin' rapper, but you see
    some things that're happenin'
    merit words that're snappin',
    poppin', crisp and cracklin'
    when you're verbal bitch-slappin'
    the C-E-O of ol' British-P

    Greedy man, you had no damn plan 'til
    the ocean with crude you filled
    from the wave tops to the bottom
    spin doctors? you got'em,
    on every screen you see'em,
    takin'every precaution, with artful tact
    to not reveal any awkward facts
    about doping inspectors into having your back
    and paying congressmen to give you some slack
    in the safety rules.

    How much jack is that, to make a man turn his back
    on his country and planet, his honor and duty too;
    how much money would it take for you?
    or would you do it to keep the octane flowing
    and your own guzzler filled, the pump line going
    three dollar gallons, or four or five, seven or nine
    The gulf will fix its own self in time
    Said the suits from Europe, and gas dropped a quarter
    thousands topped their tanks at one of BP's corners.

    In the mountains a tall man watches with glee
    As in our need we do his work for free
    no suit bombs, no shoe bombs, no video'd screed
    could equal the harm caused by our energy greed.

                                      Peace.
     
                                    MC Captain G

  • Uncle Bud Tries Social Networking

    Welcome to FaceTime©    
              Uncle Bud! *           

     

    UncleBud hates getting an e-mail that contains a mildly amusing, clever joke, followed by instructions on how to laugh, live, dance, etc. Next time, jerk(s), just send the damned joke. You can embroider the pollyanna crap on the hem of your nightgown, for all I care. If I want to laugh like a baby getting his feet tickled, dance like I'm barefoot on a swami's King-size, live like nunya bizness, I'll freaking do it. And I haven't had any serious complaints about my etc. in years.
    May 22, 4:34 p.m.

    UncleBudjust corked a batch of squeezins',It's going for the usual asking price. If you're wantin' some, click 'likes this', and come by my place after six, and I don't mean Farmville.
    May 22, 4:57 p.m.

    UncleBudA rig blows up, a well blows out, and BP can't wait for this to all blow over. Who should get that one, Leno or Letterman?
    may 22, 6:13 p.m.

    UncleBudhas joined the group TheTea Party Isn't Far Enough To The Right for Me
    May 22, 6:35 p.m.

    UncleBudcommented on luvsoldermen469's wall...

    "You're a bad, bad girl, and Uncle Bud wants to spank you real bad."
    May 22 9:53 p.m.

    UncleBudcommented on luvsoldermen469's wall...

    "Well, how do you make a message private?"
    May 22 10:02 p.m.

    UncleBudhas joined the group "Whiskey Taxes Are A Socialist Tool"
    May 22, 11:17 p.m.

    UncleBudwants to see Obama's baby pictures. Bet there's lions and tigers and grass huts in the background, if you get my drift.
    May 23, 12:24 p.m.

    UncleBudwants to know why search engines have such stupid names ...Goggle, yeehaw, boing. I'm a grown man! I want to use a search engine that don't make me feel like an old man alone in a Chucky Cheese. Something scientific like lookupatron, or factocumulator.
    May 23, 1:41

     

    *For previous encounters with Uncle Bud, click here

  • THE COAST GUARD, SUBSIDIARY OF BP?

    I watched this video, and I still can't believe what I saw and heard...


    Watch CBS News Videos Online

    BP's rules? You God-damned fascist tools! The sun is setting on our country, people, and it is gonna be one dismal night.

  • If We Don't Come To Our Senses...

    From the sci-fi poetry department......so far

     

     

    AFTER THE THIRD BLOW-OUT

    Another dead whale drifted into the bay
    Thats three this week, it's only Tuesday.
    The scientists said there was a baby inside
    Our very last hope for a species just died.

    A lightning flash struck the oil offshore
    and soon the sea was aflame once more
    I always liked having the beach to myself
    I got my wish when greed killed the Gulf

    We waded to our ankles where the water was clean
    My boy laughed with delight when he saw the sheen
    "Colors are funny, Daddy." He said with a grin
    But all I could see was the way it had been.

    Don't step on the tar, son, let's not anger your Mom
    And if your eyes start to burn, it's time to move on.
    We'll stop at the museum on our way back to the city
    Look at the old pictures, from when this was pretty.

    "It's pretty now, Daddy. Daddy, please don't cry."
    But I couldn't help it, tears flowed from my eyes.
    And I thought, absurdly, if we could cry enough tears,
    they might clean the beaches, in a few thousand years.

    But nothing can bring back the pelicans low soaring
    the ones in the zoo find their new life quite boring
    Sand dollars and scallops, the dolphin's clean dive
    only  such memories now keep my old gulf alive.
     

     

     

  • Had A Nice Little Visit

    This Red-Winged Blackbird landed on the railing in front of the wheelhouse shortly after noon today. When I shifted gears, the noise spooked him, and he took off. We've had other birds rest on the railing before, but he is the coolest by far.

    red-yellow winged blackbird on boat

    red-yellow winged blackbird on boat2

     

    red-yellow winged blackbird on boat3

    Anvil110pound
    I had a joke to go with this picture, something about confusing anvils with Advils™,
     but it must have been forgettable.

    Img_2081 
    I may have posted this picture before. If so, making its second appearance..

  • He Played for His City

     

    The street emptied for dinner, the saxman stayed
    though few stopped to listen, and fewer still paid
    Stick-figure frame leaned against the old wall
    he drained the spit-valve, and polished the bell.

    He left the case open for any dropped coin
    but it wasn't the money that kept him going.
    It was the city he loved for whom he played
    In that magic hour between night and day

    From balconies above he felt Louis' stare
    King Oliver's smile, Bechet's hard glare
    he took a deep breath, put the reed to his lips
    And with talent and passion, blew his city a kiss

    A flowering vine of sound climbed the walls
    traced iron grills, caressed broken windows
    with scents of love, passion, and musk
    real jazz filled the street just before dusk

    He riffed on slaves and cotton and voodoo, too
    Bordellos and speakeasies mixed into the roux.
    Smuggling and muggings and hurricane terror
    were a part of his jazz's unique, spicy flavor.

    No one's seen him in years, some say he's gone
    Some say he changed hats, and mows other's lawns
    Listen close though, at the end of the day
    on a street in Tremé, you may hear him play.

  • Arguing the Fifth

    Sid Caesar and Nanette Fabray did this in one take, no overdubs, over 50 years ago...


    How many comics performing today could pull this off?

  • Un-Seriously, Folks

    Sometimes, I just need a good laugh....

  • BOYCOTT BRITISH PETROLEUM!

    British Petroleum may not be responsible for the explosion that precipitated this worst of man-made disasters; we will not know that for months, if ever. But they are at fault for not installing a remote switch that would have shut off the flow of oil that is threatening our coastline. These redundant safety devices are required in Brazil and Norway, and add a paltry half-mil to the cost of a 250 million-dollar rig. Dead sharks, turtles, and fish are floating up on the beaches already. And, get this, BP is off the hook after the first 75 million bucks it spends on the clean-up, which is estimated to be in the tens of billions of dollars.

    People, our government has sold out to these corporations. Obama can rail all he wants to, get angry and (accurately) decry the greed and lack of social responsibility displayed by profit-motivated firms. But, in the end, nothing will change. Secondary blow-out preventers will not be required. Big oil money will win. Write your congressman, plead with him or her to push laws making these Emergency shut-off valves mandatory on all new rigs, and older ones too. Of course, your representative is beholden to the oil industry, and your letter will be preserved in a landfill for posterity.

    Our only option, and it is a powerful one, is to boycott BP. Do not buy gas there. Walk in the store, buy a drink, tell the proprieter that you are going down the street to purchase your gas from a company that practices better environmental stewardship. If enough people do this, the companies will get the message. All the companies are guilty? Maybe, although I hear that some install the device voluntarily. Whatever, we target one company at a time.

    Fill, baby, fill, just not with BP's product.

  • Leftovers

    greg, nourishment in hand 
    Hey, the gang's all here. I have my coffee, winning lotto tickets; who has the gas money?

    fore and aft coupling
     Let's check the rigging before we go...

    set of rigging laid at coupling 
    A set of rigging consists of a ratchet, a 35-foot wire, and a chain strap
    .

    old red flag barge
     This barge is 60 years old! That is George Burns old in human years. Rare to see barges over 40 years old. The engine is newer than that, and some of the valves are not original. It carries calcium chloride, which is used as a salt substitute to melt ice on roads, and has many industrial applications

    carl vs. craig2
    An oldie but goodie
    , one of my favorite pictures

    shameless poser
    Okay, gorgeous, now turn to the left...

     Lighthouse, Mobile bay
    Middle Bay Light, in Mobile Bay. It has survived every hurricane since it was built in 1885.

    pelican fly-by 
    No time to chat, I'm on a mission

  • The Test of Time

    I see this as a Springsteen-type medium rocker, like "Hungry Heart, or "Out On The Street". Too bad my musical muscle atrophied years ago, I gotta split the royalties with some chord-crunching know-it-all.....

    THE TEST OF TIME

    We've been through a lot, haven't we, baby?
    We always made it out, got ready for more
    We took a few hits, but it ain't no maybe
    We're on top no matter how you keep score

    Like last year's models, we're gettin' outdated
    we won't be featured on the showroom floor
    Still, your eyes shine, your smile's unfaded
    Darlin', you look better than ever before
    When you greet me at our front door

    (chorus)


    Our love has stood the test of time
    I'm still yours and you are mine
    We are a nation of two, partners in crime
    Our love has stood the test of time

    You've stood by me, I've stood up for you
    My working days are now nearly done
    We may pinch a few pennies and eat cheap stew
    But we'll still find our ways to have fun
    And together we will face that setting sun

    (chorus)

    Over the door there is no crest
    Owning a mansion was never my quest
    We've room enough for happiness in our nest
     Our love has stood the test of time
     Our love has stood the test of time



     

  • A MINOR BLUES, CHAPTER XXXIV

    The story so far:

    Jack's pursuit of a mysterious bluesman has put his and Nancy's lives in
    danger. Although Delano, the aging musician, is seemingly safe now, his
    would-be killers are still looking for him, and ready to do whatever it
    takes to finish their job.

    Delano fills Nancy in on some of the past, including Everage's plans for
    the Hatton family business. Everage brings a gift to a party, and bonds
    with some people who share his practical, unsentimental
    view of their fellow man.

    To start reading from the beginning or to view earlier chapters, go here

     

    A Minor Blues, Chapter 34

    "Jack, no! I will not take Delano anywhere he does not want to go... He's
    in a men's store, getting some new clothes.... Yeah the t-shirt is funny,
    but the kid had to have been wearing it to a rave... An all night dance
    with techno music, fueled by ecstasy. ..The point is, Jack, the t-shirt
    stunk."

    Nancy watched Delano through the store window; he was paying for the
    clothes, which he was wearing out of the store. His old clothes were in
    the store bag. The cashier laughed at something he said, handed him his
    receipt, and they shook hands.

    "He's coming, Jack....Ok" She sighed, "I'll ask."

    Nancy popped the trunk, using the switch under the dash. The trunk lid
    opened, and startled Delano a bit. He shrugged and smiled when he saw
    Nancy laugh. "New Technology", he mouthed to her through the rear
    window.

    Jack was still on the line, and heard the laugh. "You two are getting
    along quite well, driving around in my hooptie." Delano climbed into the
    front seat, closed the door behind him. Nancy waited until his seat belt
    was fastenend to hand him the phone. "Delano, Jack Moonlight is asking
    to talk to you."

    Delano took the phone. "Mr Moonlight! So you've found me! Yes, Nancy told
    me what Melissa did. That was my fault, I should have made more of an
    effort to meet her, but Frank didn't want me drawing attention to their
    lives in California."...Delano listened for a moment. "The masters
    disappeared in 1950, a guy at Raceway Records liked the songs, he was
    gonna shop the masters to a national company, then he had a massive
    stroke. His relations shut the place down, sold the inventory to a
    music studio in Raleigh. Silver Dollar Studios, but they also went
    belly-up, and I lost track after that. ....Well thank you sir. Good to
    know that even the wire recordings have that effect. Carruthers cried,
    too? That beats a royalty check, believe it or not."

    "A question about Cummins? That was a long time ago, but ask
    away. ...Frank had nothing to do with the fire, or with breaking me
    out. All he did was casually mention where his boat might be, and that
    the motor and tank were both full of gas." Delano laughed. "Right, just
    came up in the course of conversation." Delano listened again, Nancy
    turned onto a ramp whose sign promised to lead them to the Atlanta Int'l
    Airport.

    "I told Miss Nancy all that, and I will fill her in some more,
    detective. Trust in her memory, time for my nap." He handed the phone to
    Nancy, who listened for a minute.

    "Jack, I am dropping Delano off where he wants to go, then making a
    beeline back to my honey-buns, ok?... You and Carruthers,.. yes, I can
    trust him, okay? You two watch Marisa and Dinah's back, those crackers
    may not be chivalrous seekers of the truth...Ok, I'll call later."

    Jack hung up the phone. "Damn!"

    She still doesn't trust me, does she?" Carruthers sighed. "That's what
    can happen when you shoot up a woman's purse."

    "Maybe you could write a book, Carruthers. Triggerman Dating Do's And
    Don'ts."

    Jack turned onto the river road, headed back toward town. If
    Jessie and Cal had followed Nancy, then there was too many miles between
    them; Nancy was on her own. Carruthers had checked out the train and bus
    depots, looking for his former friends. Jack stopped across the tracks from
    where Jessie had almost managed to kill Nancy and Delano. The traffic was
    light now, it was close to seven. As one, Carruthers and Jack looked at
    the skid marks, imagined the train being there. The tracks outlined a
    wide parabola, with the locus on the track near the sidewalk.

    "Wish we'd been here." Jack said.

    "What good would we have done?"

    "None, Carruthers. I just wish I could have seen Nancy's face when
    Delano hit the accelerator and they tore off in front of that train."

    Carruthers laughed and made a Three-Stooges type of scared noise. "Nyah
    ah-ahh!" Jack added a '50's horror-movie scream that came off so poorly,
    they both laughed.

    "I bet Delano wasn't the only one needing a change of clothes after
    that." Carruthers managed to say.

    "Oh jeez, stop!" Jack had to pull over, let the laughter out, before he
    could drive safely. Finally, he took a deep breath, and drove on.

    "So where to? Marisa's place?"

    "Yeah", Carruthers agreed. We can watch for Jessie and Cal to come by.
    Jessie's not above squeezing a woman for information."


    "So where to?" Cal asked. "The old woman's place?"
    Jessie thought for a minute. "She probably knows very little, Cal. And my
    guess is that Delano is going into the deep thicket after this muck-up."
    He cursed his old friend under his breath. "No, you know that storage
    center up from Jim's house? He always seems to come home that way. Let's
    go park up in there away from the lights and watch for him and the
    detective."

    Cal decided it was best not to argue with Jessie. They were on more
    equal terms since he busted Jessie's jaw. He knew, however, that he had
    a lot to learn, and Jessie and Carruthers were the best teachers.
    "Whatever you say partner." He was gratified when, for once, Jessie
    didn't roll his eyes at the very idea.

    ------------------------

    "What to say about Everage?" Delano mused. "He was a sociopath, for
    sure. And blessed with excellent senses and reaction time. Stronger than
    he looked, and he looked strong enough. Crack shot with a rifle, as good
    as one can be with a pistol, and a fighter the likes of which I've never
    seen since. And fighting's my game, Nancy."

    "And he sold you out to the New Orleans mafia?" Nancy interjected. They
    were maybe 30 minutes form the airport, but the traffic was moving
    slower than a televised golf game. She wanted to hear as much of
    Delano's story as she could, and remember as much as she could so she
    could relay it to Jack.

    "Pretty much, that's what he did. And I am fairly certain that he
    planned on killing Frank, or having him killed after the deal with
    Marcello went through.

    "And that is something I am not too clear on, Delano. What, exactly, was
    this deal?

    --------------------------
    August 5, 1950


    Bertucci's was not a touristy place, hidden as it was in Metairie, away
    from the attractions of the French Quarter. But it was well-known to the
    locals as a fine place for a wedding party, a reunion dinner, any family
    gathering that involved good food and imported wine. Locals also knew
    not to go without reservations, nor to argue when a reservation could
    not be made. Lunch on the 5th of April was one of those times, and the
    two men in cheap business suits were ready to tell the black guy with
    the package to take it around the back.

    "I'm hear to see your boss. I am expected, and I am going through that
    door to meet him." Everage was polite, even-voiced, and patient.

    "Errico, go check with 'Nacio." The suit in charge turned back to
    Everage. "You gonna tell me I can't look inna da box now?"

    " 'Nacio, he's your boss?" When Frankie declined to answer, Everage
    added. "He can look when he gets out here."

    "He look then. I'ma look now." But he had barely touched the lid when
    Everage had his arm behind his neck. Suddenly Frankie's head was against
    the door, which happened to be opening. Everage walked himself and
    Frankie into the foyer. Errico and a man in a better set of threads
    pulled guns out, trained them on Everage.

    "Okay, be calm." Everage released Frankie, who shoved back against
    Everage. Any further retaliation was called off when Frankie fell back
    like he had been pushing on a wall.

    Everage ignored him, and turned to the crew boss, the capodecima,
    'Nacio Farentelli.

    "Thanks for setting this up, 'Nacio."

    'Nacio smiled, Everage had given him ten large to arrange the meet.
    "Yeah, when they thank me," Nacio said with a jerk of the thump behind
    him, "That's when I can relax. By the way, Nice work on Santos' crew,
    rest their souls. So what's inna box?"

    "A gift for your bosses. Eyes only."

    "I got eyes, I gotta look, you understand, ha? No surprises at the
    council. Gotta frisk you, too."

    Everage motioned for 'Nacio to come closer. He lifted the edge of the
    lid of what appeared to be a hatbox from a pricey store.

    "Minchia!" 'Nacio closed the lid. "Go. Through that door. They are
    expecting you, but say nothing until you are called forward, capisce?"

    "You said I needed frisking."

    "Fuggeditt, soldier. You okay." He leaned toward Everage and said in a
    conspiratorial whisper, "You are the first Negro to meet with the
    council. Some are unhappy. Carlo, he is a businessman. You talk to him,
    be polite to all." Everage nodded, and 'Nacio indicated to Errico that
    It was time to let Everage in the private dining room.

    The tables were set in a "U". The attendees were as carefully placed as
    a dinner of New York Society philanthropists would be seated. No one
    with a grudge was next to the source of that grudge, and no one was in
    doubt of his place in the scheme of things.

    On the right side of the "U", looking from Carlo's seat, were his
    trusted ward capos, in order of their earnings as of late. One did not
    want to be in the last seat more than twice in a row.
    Across from the capos were two representatives from Sicily, here to
    accompany the guest of honor, Sylvestro Carollo, back into exile as ordered by
    the Federal judge. On either side of Carlo sat his trusted lieutenants,
    Salvatore Liberto and Nofia Pecora. There was another man there, more
    important than all present except Carlo, and Chicago or Tampa or New
    York would deny even that exception. But, because Meyer Lansky was not
    Sicilian, it would have been improper to have him sit at Carlo's side.
    So he was relegated to the right-table seat closest to Carlo, close
    enough to pass the bread dish and exchange notes. Lansky, the Mafia's
    main accountant and money-washer, was not put out at all by the
    arrangement. He was more interested in the business to come.

    Carlo tapped his glass. All conversation stopped, and all present looked
    to the head of the table. "A toast, to our friend who goes home
    tomorrow." Marcello indicated Sylvestro, who was unhappy with his
    impending deportation, and his loss of influence to his former
    lieutenant.

    "My Mother's Mother, god rest her soul, was a gardener. She worked all
    year in her little plot, even though she only got two crops a year.
    "Calogero," She told me. "The garden needs care the most when it does not
    provide. Work it then, it will work harder for you." Carlo paused,
    looked around the table, pointedly avoiding eye contact with the man at
    the foot of the right side of the table. It was Benny 'Trapper'
    diTrapani's third seating at the end, and all present knew he was losing
    his territory soon.

    "And that is what we do, we cultivate, we grow, we push the land to grow
    more for us, fpor our families, for our thing here. Mama Josita also
    said to me, many times, "Aprili fa li ciuri e le biddizzi, l'onuri l'havi
    lu misi di maju
    ." The door at the end of the hall opened, Carlo kept
    speaking as he watched the other reason for this meeting walked in. The
    pinstripes on the nice-fitting black suit contrasted well with this
    one's equally dark skin. He dismissed a casual image of him smoking
    cigars with the mulinyan, talking tailors and territories, as quickly as
    he did his wife's complaints about his weight.

    With a nod to Meyer Lansky, he translated. "April makes the showers, but
    May gets the credit. Stand up Sylvestro." When the guest of honor had
    done so, Marcello finished quickly. You are the April, we are the May.
    Believe us when we say know who deserves the credit us being in the
    place we are, the garden where we work to secure the future." All
    present at the table stood and raised their glasses, then quaffed the
    contents, a quality red brought from Sicily by the moustaches
    surrounding Carollo, who sat back down as soon as it was polite to do
    so, maybe a second sooner.

    Carlo sat back watched as the well-wishing and secondary toasts faded
    away. The first to notice Everage had nudged their neighbors. The new
    boss of the New Orleans Crime Family let the silence gather. 'Nacio
    started to speak, but was silenced by a shake of Carlo's head. He waited
    for someone to break the tension, hoping it would be the right one.

    It was. "Hey, What's this? The plates are already cleared!" Benny
    laughed as he pointed at Everage. Too late, he saw that no one else had
    laughed. Indeed, no one had cracked a smile.

    "That gentleman," Carlo had never used that word in conjunction with a
    black before in his life; it sounded wrong, but he went on. "Is our next
    order of business. "Nacio, could you introduce your friend to us now?"

    Nacio was nervous, Carlo knew it. He was only a sub-capo, but had
    prevailed on Marcello to hear Everage out, based on on his having done
    ten years in Angola for the Family. If Nacio was right, this makakah, as
    his maid in Tunisia, where he was born, had called them, this Everage
    fellow was going to make his Family even more powerful.

    "Mr Everage, ah,.. Samuel Everage, Mr Marcello."

    Marcello waved him forward. Everage handed the box to 'Nacio as if it
    was a foregone conclusion that he would take it. Nacio manged not to
    drop the unexpected burden as Carlo waved Everage forward. He did so,
    stopping where there would have been a lectern had this been a Chamber
    of Commerce luncheon. "Thank you for making time to see me." Carlo liked
    that he did not use his name nor any salutation. "Mr. Everage, for
    business, one makes time. I sort of doubt, though, that you ever cleared
    plates." Quiet chuckles arose from several chairs.

    "Only for my Mother." Everage replied, with a look at Benny.

    This was the best response Everage could have given. No one present had
    ever disparaged their mothers, nor allowed anyone else to do so and live
    painlessly.

    "Always for your Mother!" Carlo's laugh boomed out, filling the room.
    The old men from Sicily laughed with him, and the others joined in a
    beat later. Everage just smiled, tapped the thick sheath of papers under
    his arm.

    "So, tell us what business you and we might have together." Carlo knew
    the broad strokes, as told to him by 'Nacio, but the others were in the
    dark. "I assume that manuscript under your arm is pertinent."

    "This," he said as he dropped the bundle on the table next to the
    unfortunate Benny. "is the details of Dr. Hatton's, my former boss,
    entire syndicate. The businesses controlled, who runs them, the
    historical earnings and prospects going forward. The politicians who are
    bought, the ones who can be. The judges, mayors, councilmen on the
    payroll, and the secrets that keep others off our back. It covers
    Mississippi, Arkansas, and parts of Tennessee and Alabama."

    "And you would sell us this business?" Sally, seated to Carlo's left
    asked. He passed the mass of parework on to Carlo without looking at it.

    "I would, but you don't want to buy the business." Carlo was looking at
    the State Seal of Mississippi on page one of the 'Current State of
    Organized Crime in the state of...'. The man was right, the information
    was what was being peddled.

    "What would you have us do with this information? Wait out the
    inevitable roll-up by this 'Strike Force' mentioned here? Then move in,
    take control, bring order back...?" This was asked from Carlo's right,
    his trusted friend and best earner, Nofia.

    "You could do that without this information. And you would have no
    better advantage than your friends in Tampa. Or," Everage continued.
    "You could let me sell this information to Trafficante. we have already
    been in communication..."

    "I heard about your 'communication'. Another reason we decided to listen
    to you. But why in hell should we let you sell this to Santos? Why the
    fuck should we let you live?" Carlo smiled. "I know you have an answer
    for me."

    "The raids are months away. There is currently disarray in the
    Mississippi Department of Justice."

    "Yes, the missing prosecutor. He is a penga, that one. Talks about me in
    his speeches, insults our heritage."

    "So, I talk to Tampa, say I am tired of fighting them. Truly, I cannot
    win in the end. I let them buy us out. I get a half-mil from them for
    the operation, a half-mil from you for the information. Then the raids
    finally happen, Tampa is taken down, Mississippi is wide open, and you
    have no one to share the spoils with. I can do what I say. Nacio, the
    box, please."

    Nacio looked from the black giant to Carlo, who nodded. He set the box
    down next to the oldest of the Sicilians, a former capo headed home to
    die from the cancer that was eating him. Carlo would miss this one, a
    former caporegime with an impressive record of earnings and creative
    problem-solving on his resume.

    Carlo knew that the African had paid a hundred G's for this meeting.
    "So, you bring us another gift?"

    "Not a gift you will want to keep, but you may enjoy it nonetheless. It
    is proof that I can do what I say."

    Sylvestro was interested inspite of his non-involvement. He removed the
    lid from the box, looked in. He dropped the lid on the table, and looked
    in again. He turned the box slightly on its side, so the old man could
    see the contents. He smiled, said something to Syvestro in the old
    Sicilian dialect. "He says he thought it was maybe a cake.", Sylvestro
    translated for the ones who did not speak the old tongue. He passed the
    box down. Each looked in, One capo looked quizzically at the one to his
    left. "è il procuratore Mississippi." Another wagged his fingers in a
    mock-womanly style. "è omosessuale, quell'." All looked at Everage with
    more respect. Carlo, who did not look in the box, said to Everage, "You
    are correct, we do not want this on our mantle or in our den. But we do
    like the thought behind your lovely gift." Everyone laughed but Benny,
    whom Carlo next singled out. "Benny, don't you need to go collect from
    your people? Judging by the take last month, you may be forgetting a
    couple of pick-ups. Mr. Everage, take his seat, and let's figure out how
    best to play this game of yours."

    As Everage sat down, Benny slunk out of the room. His seat taken by a
    goddam spade. Never had he been so humiliated in all his life, and  now his
    lifespan going out was a worry.

    Carlo excused the Sicilians, Sylvestro, everyone but Sally,
    Nofia, Lansky, who was already making notes in the margins of the report,
    and Nacio.

    "Grappa!" Carlo yelled, and a waiter appeared with a bottle. Everage
    took the proffered glass. He was not going to refuse to drink with these
    men.

    Carlo grinned as Everaged drank. "Good Stuff, eh?" Everage managed to
    say "Tasty" without choking too bad.

    "Tell me, young fellow, do you smoke cigars?"

    "Only Cubans, Carlo. Only Cubans."

    -------------------------------

    Delano had been talking for half an hour, and they had barely moved a mile.

    "This Everage was a piece of work."

    "That is quite the understatement, Nancy."

    Delano looked out the window, and saw that on the road below, traffic
    was moving smoothly. They were a car-length past an off-ramp that led to
    the terminal marked 'Arrivals'. The next off-ramp was 'Departures', but it
    would be an hour just getting there at this rate. That was fine for what
    Delano had planned.

    "Miss Nancy, I cannot thank you enough for what you have done for me
    today. No, don't say anything, you saved my life and..."

    "And you saved both of ours at the train crossing. We're even, okay?"

    "Okay, my lady. Still that does not make what I am about to do any less
    rude." He saw that a semi five cars ahead of them had started to move. It
    was time. He opened the door and, picking up his laptop case, stepped
    out into the street.

    "Delano, what are you doing? You'll get hurt!"

    "Miss Nancy, I am sorry. I do trust you, but I see no need to endanger
    you further by letting you know for where I am bound. Go get Jack, and
    the two of you go back home." And he closed the door, turned and
    walked towards the off ramp. He was out of sight in less than a minute.

    Nancy pounded the steering wheel in frustration. When the cars behind
    her started honking their horns, she closed the gap between her and
    the next car. She had sure wanted to hear the rest of the story.


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  • Apart From A Tarp, .....

    The wind had been blowing a steady 25 mph, with gusts to 32 or better, when I shot this video. Some of the tiedowns on this tarp came loose, and I became fascinated with the permutations of the billowing 200 feet of black plastic. It was sort of the inverse of looking into a campfire, I guess. Sorry about the wind noise......

     

    Maybe you had to be there.

  • Barataria Preserve

    More pictures from my hike on Tuesday, plus a couple of others...

     

     

    First, allow me to say...
    Barataria welcome center sign

    thistle flower
    Ugly beast ain't he? Reminds me of the killer alien plants in that hoary '60's sci-fi movie, "The Day Of The Triffids".
    But the stalk is good to eat. It tastes like cucumber to me, but crunches like celery.  Cut the stalk just below the head, and the stalk growing above the second set of leaves is the best. Highly recommended that you peel away the long fibers, or you will have to spit them out later. Oh yeah, scrape the sharp thorns off. And if the juice is really milky, let me know how you feel four hours after eating. Well, what are you waiting for? It's Thistle Season!!!

    giant iris2

    frog on a log

     

    spider lily 
    spider-lily flower. The bright whiteness of these guys overwhelmed my camera. There is still a place for 35mm film in the field of photography.

    spider lily close-up

    great egret, in full plumage
     Taken near Houma last week. A Great Blue Heron in full mating plumage

    out of the fog
    That's All, Folks!

     

     

  • An Eden in the Marsh

    After a week of joyless toil, in dreary places such as this....

    lifting fog

    and this...
    flowers in the mist

    and this...

    tuggung in the fog

     

    I received a day's liberty. I got off a boat that crew changes on Wednesday, and the company put me up in a Hampton's in Harahan, Louisiana. I go to work on the Chelsea in the morning. I took advantage of the break to go here....

    on the trail on the trail2

    Here being the Jean Lafitte Preserve in Crown Point, an area west of New Orleans. The first three pictures in this blog were taken maybe a mile from here on the Intracoastal Waterway two days earlier. I took the rest this morning while waiting for the motel's check-in time. It was time well wasted; this park is full of boardwalked trails through some unspoiled marsh and swampy woods. There were many flowers in bloom....

    giant iris
    A Giant Iris

     thistle seed takes off
     A thistle seed catches the wind

     

    And many cold-blooded critters were enjoying the morning sunshine...

    snake on a stump

    lizard on steps

    gator facing right

    gator facing left alligator gar, closer up

    alligator gar
     An Alligator Gar

    down the bayou swampy eden

    I thoroughly enjoyed the four hours I spent here. I only saw a fraction of this sprawling (20,000 acres) park, so I will be returning at some date in the near future.