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  • Obama is a _____(fill in the blank)

    Things I am sick and tired of hearing, seeing, and talking about
                     and impertinent, random comments about same

    1) Bob Dylan has written some good songs, but I can't stand to hear him sing.

    2) Obama is a socialist

    3) Why should I have to pay taxes when poor people don't? Read slowly dipshit, poor   people   have   no   money

    4) Waterboarding isn't torture.

    5) "All this snow. Where's your global warming, Al Gore?" You see, a warmer Earth means more moisture in the air, thusly...Oh never mind, you can't hear me with your head in the sand.

    6) Obama is a fascist.

    7) {insert number here} Afghan civilians killed by NATO air strike. The idea is to WIN hearts and minds, not puree them

    8) That annoying gal in those Progressive insurance commercials.

    9) The GEICO gecko with the British accent.  I'd like to see the Neanderthal guy eat him raw

    10) Calling the Civil War a 'War of Northern Aggression'. The confederates fired the first shots!
    10.5) The Civil War was about state's rights, not slavery. Right, the states right to allow slavery
    .

    11) Fox News is fair and balanced.

    12) Why doesn't Obama produce his birth certificate? He did, you idiots. Now show me your GED diploma. Didn't think so.

    13) "I call 'em like I see 'em." Just who in the hell doesn't?

    14) Too Big to Fail.

    15) Lieberman's smirk, Cheney's sneer, Boehner's tan, Sarah Palin's wink

  • A Minor Blues, Chapter XXXIII

    Wherein Everage attempts reconciliation, Delano starts a new life, his own,
    and Danvers deafens a duo.

     

    August 1, 1950

    "Man, I wish I could drive you at least to Euclidean, but I gotta set up
    the kitchen this morning."

    "Don't sweat it, brother." Delano grabbed his duffel bag from the back
    of Cero's old truck, swung it onto his shoulder. "Just tell Titus I'm
    sorry I missed him, and to bring the rest of my stuff to Biloxi if he
    gets down that way. Tell him to look for me at the gym." Frank had told
    him that Dumond might hire him on as a trainer.

    Delano shook hands with Titus' co-worker, and looked south as Cero did a
    U-turn and headed back to Gulfport.

    The sun wasn't above the trees yet, and already Delano felt sweat
    trickling down his neck. If he didn't get a ride by ten, he planned to
    nap in the shade of a live-oak until three or four this afternoon. If
    no one had offered him a ride, he would walk all night or until someone
    did.

    He had been walking close to an hour when a car's horn honked as it
    came abeam of him. It rolled to stop on the shoulder a hundred feet
    ahead him. Delano ran up to the shiny, brand-new Lincoln, noting the tag
    read Harrison County. With luck, he might have a ride all the way to the
    coast.

    The driver leaned over to roll down the passenger side window. Delano
    leaned down to talk and found himself face-to-face with Everage.

    "I can give you a ride to the Euclidean cut-off. Hop in."

    Everage turned the handle, pushed the door all the way open. Delano made
    no move to comply. "Get in. If I was gonna kill you, I would have shot
    you already." He looked pointedly up and down the road. No cars were
    coming; Delano had passed the last house about fifteen minutes ago. "You
    see any witnesses?"

    A drop of sweat burned its way into Delano's eye. His shirt was stuck to
    his back. "Thanks, but I'll pass." Delano put his hand on the door, but
    did not close it. Everage shrugged, gave a no-hard-feelings sort of
    look. Delano thought of a dozen different things to say to him. What
    came out was, "This is the Cosmo, right?"

    "Nineteen-fifty Cosmopolitan, top of the Lincoln line. Same model the
    White House ordered twenty of. The car of choice for high-ranking
    federal types."

    "I thought you were a truck guy."

    "I still got the Power Wagon. Needed a nice ride to impress some
    influential people with. Got this one for twenty-five hundred. They go
    for thirty-two, when the dealer isn't a regular at a certain house of
    ill repute." Everage took a thin cigarette out of his pocket, lit it.
    The aroma of marijuana filled the car and tickled Delano's nostrils.

    "Well, there goes the new-car smell."

    Everage chuckled, offered the reefer to Delano, who declined.

    "Right, I forgot you like the powders."

    "Naw, I quit all that. I have an addictive personality, so I'm told.
    Best to stay sober."

    Everage nodded, let out a breath. " 'Swat I told you. You should listen
    to friends."

    Delano gave it a second before answering. "That night back in
    forty-seven, Everage. When I took off in your truck? There were two of
    you alive. Mitch tells me that they found four bodies in the ashes of
    Lucius' home. Frank told me that you had two Mexicans, friends of yours,
    working on the ranch. I think the fellow I shot was one of them. And
    you killed the other because it was easier to get away by yourself than
    if there was two of you."

    "This ain't news to me."

    "The point bein', as bad I dislike knowing you're out to get me, I would
    surely regret thinking you were my friend even more."

    Everage shrugged, blew out a puff of smoke as he studied the glowing tip
    of the reefer. "I guess having friends is one way to live. Then there's
    mine." To which he added, "The flowers are the best."

    "Say what?"

    "The flowers." He repeated. "That's where the buzz is. The leaves aren't
    worth a damn." Everage took another drag. "This came from Oaxaca,
    Mexico. And they separate the flowers, sell them for a higher price.
    Gotta pay more, but you get a quality high without burning out your
    lungs."

    It smelled good, Delano had to admit. "Gimme that."

    Everage watched Delano as he smoked."Take a couple of puffs, Catch up."

    "This don't make us buds, understand?"

    "I got it, Delano. A truce, right?"

    "Yeah, smoke'em peace pipe, like that Indian who raised you would say."

    "Wolfheart didn't raise me, he schooled me. And he never smoked a peace
    pipe, because he never made peace."

    "My mistake."

    The joint was tiny now. Everage squeezed the burning end between two fingers,
    and dropped the remainder back in his shirt pocket.

    "Well, I'm glad we cleared the air." Everage said as he blew out the
    last puff. Delano chuckled in spite of himself. He swung the door shut
    and re-shouldered his duffel bag.

    "Watch who you catch a ride with." Everage was rolling up the window as
    he spoke.

    "Just a second, Everage. Finish what you were sayin' earlier, about
    friends."

    The window pane stopped sliding up. Delano's reflection aligned
    perfectly with the half of Everage's face that was visible. Delano was
    pondering that odd juxtaposition as Everage answered.

    "You should know what I mean, it's kept us both alive. You can count on
    your friends to help you out, or you can just be too much damn trouble
    to kill." Everage's eyes were replaced by a reflection of Delano's, the
    Lincoln's engine rumbled to life, and Delano was left standing by himself
    in the hot sun.

    --------------------------

    August 3, 1950


    "I had just turned five, and Mom gave me some change, and sent me up to
    Mason's to buy a loaf of bread. Old Man Mason told me that they had no
    bread because the delivery was late."

    The trunk of a pine tree, probably drifted in from Horn Island, had
    settled into the sand in the path of the two runners. About thirty feet
    long, there was beach enough on either side of the obstacle that they
    could have run around it. Instead, Frank leapt and cleared it, came down
    running. Delano jumped, tucked his legs in, and did a flip over the
    trunk, stumbled a bit as he landed, but kept running.

    Frank took a break from his story to chide his friend. "You could have
    broken an ankle doing that."

    "That's why I always do my running with a doctor." Delano responded as
    he pulled even with Frank, who shook his head and finished his childhood
    tale.

    "So I walked back home, and told her that. Mom asked for the money back,
    and I told her that I had thrown it away. She looked shocked, and I
    said, "But I didn't need it anymore."

    "And the moral is..."

    "No moral." Frank said. "That is how I think Everage conceives of
    friendship."

    They had reached the marina, their turnaround point. On the way, Delano
    had related to Frank what he could remember of his encounter with Everage. It
    was three miles back to the car, but the wind would be at their backs.
    Neither man stopped moving, instead running in place as they talked.

    "Race back? Loser buys lunch."

    "You buy either way. I don't get a check until next Friday." Delano had
    been worried that Dumond would hold Agee's death against him, but the
    old cajun had been happy to see him, and eager to hire him on.

    "Okay, how about the loser does fifty push-ups?

    "Frank, I can do fifty in my sleep."

    "Fifty one-handed, twenty-five each hand."

    "Agreed." And Delano took off. Frank had expected it, however, and was
    only a stride behind his friend.

    Delano walked with Frank out his car. In addition to a salary, Dumond
    had offered Delano the room upstairs above the gym. Delano needed a
    place to stay, Dumond felt better if someone was on the premises after
    hours.

    Frank tossed his workout clothes in the back seat. He was headed for the
    clinic, so he had changed into his whites rather than waste time at the
    office. Delano was wearing clean gray sweat pants and matching shirt. A
    couple of shipyard workers on the late shift liked to spar and/or work
    out after they got off work in the morning. Delano had already pegged
    one as having potential, and he planned on talking the fellow into being
    Delano's first trainee.

    "Dumond gives me a bonus for every new member I bring in. And, if the
    guy has any talent, I get a piece of his fights."

    "Well good luck with that, Delano. I'm glad things are looking up. For
    both of us."

    Delano looked away, seeming to be suddenly interested in the sparse
    traffic on the road fronting the gym. Frank knew he still didn't trust
    Everage. Hell, even Frank had doubts, in part because of his friends'
    warnings. But everything was in play; if Everage didn't come through
    Frank still had a lucrative practice, he be okay. If Everage did come
    through...

    "I understand why you didn't take up Everage's offer of a ride, Delano.
    But you never said why you were hitching a ride in the first place."

    'Delano snorted. "It was stupid. The bus driver was a redneck, called me
    'boy'. And he was rude to an old black lady on her way to her son's
    funeral. If I had stayed on until we reached the coast, that fat
    pig-eyed prick would be missing some teeth."

    "Yeah," Frank agreed. "No way to start your first day back in your home
    state."

    A late-model Ford pulled into the parking lot. "There's my student,
    Frank." They shook hands, Frank drove off after promising to pick him up
    at lunchtime , and Delano escorted the two big men, still in their work
    clothes, inside.

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    August 3, 1950, Nine p.m.

    Danvers patted the gun under his left shoulder. He resisted the urge to
    practice a smooth, quick draw one more time. Everage had quit frisking
    him a few meetings ago, seeing that Danvers had realized there were some
    advantages to their involuntary partnership. Indeed, the information he
    had given the D.A. was going to make Mississippi the state others would
    look to for clues on how to solve their own organized crime problems.
    And he, Danvers, would be the guy whose counsel every law enforcement
    official sought.

    Trouble was, Everage intended on being there to give Danvers, Governor
    Danvers, counsel, whether needed or not. He did not want the big, coldly
    brutal black man on his team, and there seemed only one way to get him
    out of his life. Well, maybe two ways.

    The car slowed to a stop beside him. The passenger side door opened as
    if in response to the voice from within. "Get in before the mosquitoes
    do."

    Danvers complied, and was rewarded with a wave of cool air. "Air
    conditioning!" Only the State Attorney General rated a car with such a
    luxury. District D.A.'s such as himself were allowed to purchase and
    install a system in their government-issue vehicles.

    "Right, Guv'nor. Although you wouldn't sweat as much if you dressed more
    sensibly." Everage was wearing a loose cotton shirt and white slacks.

    "I have to wear this damn suit. I'm supposed to be at a meeting."

    "And so you are."

    "Nice car. Yours?"

    "Yeah. The Cosmopolitan. Figured a man with your public image deserves
    better than a war-era truck for conducting our business. Why don't you
    show me what you have in the briefcase? You might still have time to
    visit the park."

    Danvers hated Everage's references to his sin. But he put it out of his
    mind for the moment. "This is the preliminary report, but everything is
    in here. People, places, amounts."

    They were still driving north. Everage slowed down, turned the car
    around so it was facing south, and pulled to the side of the road. "This
    is far enough. Let me see." He turned on the interior light, leafed
    through the thick sheath of type-written paper, the logo of the State of
    Mississippi at the top of every page.

    "Nice. There are a few additions I need you to make. Raw emeralds are
    being imported, duty-free, shall we say, on a banana boat that comes to
    Gulfport every..."

    "I can't add any more to this. Twice I've delayed this report for your
    'one more' this and 'by the way' that. You and your associates will have
    to be satisfied with this as it reads now."

    Everage spoke as he continued scanning the report. "I don't have any
    associates. You think I trust anyone that much? What I do have...."

    That admission, that he worked alone, steeled Danvers resolve. That and
    the realization that this would never be over, Everage would always want
    more, and then more on top of more. He pulled the gun, held it close to
    his chest, aimed at Everage's midsection.

    Everage looked up casually. "The heat getting to you? I can start the
    car, get the cool air flowing again."

    "You screwed up, telling me you have no partners. I was beginning to
    think you were a one-man operation. Thanks for confirming it." He
    started to squeeze the trigger, Everage still showed little reaction.

    "I'm going to kill you, if you want to say a prayer, do it quickly."

    Everage looked skyward. "Oh Lord," he began. Tell this wretched sodomite
    that I don't need partners. What I do need, Lord, is to get home before
    the mail runs tomorrow. If I miss the postman, Lord, in two days time
    various officials and reporters will be opening envelopes of a romantic
    dalliance between Jody," Everage looked down from the heavens and into
    Danvers' eyes. "That is the name you use when meet the Filipino sailors,
    correct me if I'm wrong." He turned his gaze skyward again. "Where was
    I?"

    "Damn you!"

    Everage felt more than saw Danvers' gun hand rise up. He swatted the
    gun, a Remington Derringer, aside as Danvers squeezed the trigger. A
    spider-web of cracks appeared in the rear window.

    Before Danvers could waste another window, Everage punched him in the
    face, hard. He felt the man's nose cartilage crumble under the blow, but
    he couldn't hear it; the sound of the shot in such closed quarters had
    deafened him. Temporarily, he hoped. Danvers' eyes rolled up in his
    head.

    Everage plucked the gun from the unconscious man's hand and set it
    on the seat. He got out of the car, shook his head in an attempt to get
    rid of the ringing sound as he walked around to the passenger's side and
    opened the door. Danvers' limp body fell out onto the gravel, one leg
    still in the car. Everage pulled him the rest of the way out, laid him
    on his back, hands on his chest, parallel to the road. Then he got back
    in the car, turned the key, backed up until he could see Danvers laying
    if front of the lincoln. There was a set of oncoming headlights. Everage
    drove the Lincoln over Danvers as the truck slowed to a stop.

    "Hey buddy! Need a hand?"

    Everage opened the window, was slightly amused at the look he got when
    the driver saw he was talking to a negro in a car he hinself could never
    afford. "Just over-heated a bit, Thanks for the offer." But the
    samaritan was already rolling south, gaining speed. Everage was glad he
    could hear the guy; his hearing was returning, but the ringing was still
    there. He reached behind him, found the Louisville Slugger, and opened
    the door. He leaned out and down, and poked the bat under the car until
    he made contact with something soft. Then he poked it again, guessing he
    was hitting a shoulder. He adjusted his aim forward a foot and made
    another probe. This time he was rewarded with an agonized cry and a
    thump as Danvers' head came up and hit the engine block.

    He thought he heard scuffling, a scraping of gravel and sand. The
    ringing muffled most of it. "Don't move, or I will run over your sorry
    ass. Can you hear me?" There was a grunt Everage took as a yes. "I am
    going to leave you here, let you walk back to your car. It's about six
    miles, maybe seven. Might clear your head, and give you time to come up
    with a story as to why you look like crap. Your gun is thirty feet in
    front of you." He said as he removed the second bullet before throwing
    the gun out the window ahead of the car. "Meet me, same time, same
    place, next Wednesday, and be ready for a cavity-search. That ought to
    be the highlight of your week."

    Danvers felt little rocks hit him all over as Everage sped off. He
    didn't want to get up. He didn't want to walk seven feet, much less
    seven miles back to town. There was little traffic this time of night,
    but someone was bound to come along and see him, looking disheveled and
    beaten.
     
    With little choice, he walked. The gun was where Everage said it would
    be; empty, of course. He didn't bother with the shoulder holster, opting
    instead to drop it into his coat pocket. There was a clink, barely
    heard, as Danver's hearing was still below par. But he knew what it was.
    He had replaced the bullets in the gun with hollow-points in
    anticipation of killing his tormenter. He had wanted to make sure that
    Everage went down. Christ, the man was fast, too fast to be human. He
    was a devil, and devils don't die. His own demons were testament to that
    fact.

    He took the gun back out of his pocket, pivoted the barrels upward, and
    put the .41 Rimfire cartridges back in the little weapon. The Rimfire
    cartridges had a velocity when fired of 425 feet per second, slow as
    bullets go, although quite deadly at close range. Some people, Danvers
    included, could see the bullet in flight. He figured Everage could catch
    the damn thing in his teeth, spit it back at him.

    Danvers hated feeling powerless, not in control, almost as much as he
    hated being a homosexual, maybe more. He looked at the gun; the pearl
    handle shone in the moonlight. He did have one option, not a new
    consideration. He had first contemplated taking his life when that
    corporal caught him with the French boy. Bastard made sergeant because
    of Danvers' recommendation, but he knew the man had talked about it. The
    sudden silences when he walked into a room, the snickers overheard when
    he left, were not his imagination.

    The rumors followed him through two postings. He couldn't bring himself
    to end his life, so he decided to get the Krauts to do the job for him.
    Trying to get himself killed cost many German lives, and earned him a
    bronze and a silver star. And the talk stopped; no one believed a
    'faggot', a 'fairy', a 'queer', could be so brave. If they only knew, he
    thought with a smile.

    He kept smiling, he made a decision. I wonder if I can make it look like
    an accident, or a murder that remains unsolved. He was near a bridge
    over a small stream. Maybe I can shoot myself, throw the gun in the
    water before I die. No one will discover my secret. Deana wouldn't miss
    him; their marriage was as childless as it was loveless. "I can do it."
    He said as he turned the gun toward himself. Shoot myself, throw the
    gun. He pressed the  barrel into the flesh  next to his heart. Shoot, throw.
    Shoot, throw. Shoot....

    The bullet ripped threw his chest, missed the heart, severed a major
    artery as he had planned, but then slammed into his spine. His arms went
    limp, the gun dropped to the ground next to his buckling legs. He died
    as he watched the headlights round the bend and approach him from the
    south.

    Everage saw a flash as he approached the bridge. He had driven until he
    saw a two-track firebreak road, and gone down it far enough to be unseen
    from the highway. He took the baseball bat and shattered the remainder
    of the rear windshield. For good measure he but a few dings in the door
    and the trunk, and smashed a tail light. If a cop pulled him, he could
    say the car was vandalized by someone who thought no black man should
    drive an auto that fine. Then he went back north to pick up Danvers before
    another car came along.

    Now he was alongside Danvers' still-bleeding out body, wondering how this
    development would affect his plans. The meet with the Italians was in
    two days. A dead prosecutor would scare them off, but not a missing one.
    As he dragged the lifeless form into the woods, another idea came to
    him. He was remotely aware how shocked normal people would be, but felt
    no revulsion himself. It was good idea; all he felt was a little pride
    in thinking of it.

    Once the body was hidden to his satisfaction, Everage started out of the
    woods. "See you in the morning, partner." His voice sounded like he was
    hearing it through a wall.

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  • Got a New Camera.....

    A Canon SLR, I haven't quite mastered it yet, but here are the early results.....

    Prissy, with bow and bone
     Prissy in a bow, with a bone

     

    prissy close-up
     

    mohammed and old coke bottles 
    Mohammed with some old coke bottles, one is close to a hundred years old

    mck and prissy
     Mck, Pronounced, 'Misk', Mohammad's sister

    Img_0046 
    I took our Iraqi friends out in the woods. They loved it. "Better than the mall!", One said.

    Img_0044

     

    Becca smiling, sort of 
    Becca, making the title of prettiest niece a four-way race.


    me and remote

     'Click!'

  • Capone's Lasagna Was to Die For

    Sometimes I forget that people with whom I disagree aren't evil, just
    unthinking, anti-intellectual greedheads with no moral center. But just
    as I long ago decided that even the dumbest-seeming person knows
    something I don't, even people who hold views different from mine could,
    theoretically, have a good point of two in their favor. Out of such
    quasi-philosophomoric musings grew this list of

    REDEEMING QUALITIES OF EXECRABLE PEOPLE

     Horrid Person               Why He/She is Abhorrent                     Their Saving Grace               
                                                                                                                              
    Tom Tancredo             Racist; is against gay Marriage          Is for legalization of Marijuana                        
                                                                                                                              
    Dick Cheney                 War profiteer, war-monger              As Secretary of Defense, down-            
                                        war-wager, torture lover                   sized military budget, promotes                     
                                                                                               gay marriage.                                  
                                                                                                                              
    Rush Limbaugh              Racist, rabble-rouser, liar               Has raised $15 million for                    
                                                hate-monger                            Leukemia victims                                
                                                                                                                              
    Ann Coulter                 ethno-centric hatemonger               Likes the Dead and Dave Barry                      
                                                                                                                              
    Sarah Palin                   ignorant hypocrite, quitter               Kept McCain from becoming                       
                                                                                                 President                                    
                                                                                                                              
    Michelle Bachmann        ignorant hypocrite, won't quit       provided foster care for 23(!) children    
                                                                                                                              
    Adolf Hitler                   tyrant, holocaust instigator            Secretaries said he was a great boss               
                                                                                                                              
    Glenn Beck                        What a Dork!                          Nothing, he is a total jerk-off
                
                                                                          

  • Tweetering on the Fringe

    Immediate Response-ing to Sarah Palin's Speech to the Tea-Partiers

    8:01 cst--The crowd sounds real thin, there's hardly anybody there!

    She is making Tea jokes. Used Common Sense phrase less than 2 minutes into speech

    8:07--O for 3? Is that the number of elections dems lost, or how many family-value Republicans betrayed their wedding vows since the beginning of the year?

    Sarah is telling people running for office to hang tough. Like she would have if she hadn't been busy quitting her job.

    8:16--What is this thing right-wingers have with Obama using the teleprompter? She was reading directly from her notes when she said it.

    Sarah forgot that the Xmas Day bomber boarded a plane in Europe, not under American jurisdiction.

     

     

     

    8:20-  "We need a Commander in Chief, not a Professor of Law"..... "It scares me for my children, for your children, to treat this like a mere law enforcement matter,"

    With these and other statements, she is dissing Law Enforcement and our justice system big-time in reference to terrorists and their civilian trials. What standard won't they stoop below? Sarah, they won't get off, Johnny Cochran's dead, remember?

    Still you gotta admit, she does a great Tina Fey.

     

    8:21-- She hit the right note on the banker's bonuses, but ignores the fact that those were Bush-era policies

    8:25-The fashion editor says she thinks Sarah is wearing a wig.

    8:30 She sounds shrill, making wild claims and false statements faster than anyone could possibly refute them.

    "Obama hasn't done this, ended that, as he promised." Sarah, it's one year into his presidency. Bush had not caught Bin Laden by December of 2001, either.

     

    8:35-She supported a man who turn a surplus into a deficit, but hey, he wasn't Black!

    8:40-'Tax cuts', the miracle cure. That's how you pay down government debt, take away its ability to do so. What freaking idiots she must think those people are..... oh yeah

    'Common Sense' makes its 12th appearance in the speech...make that 13th.

    She has humbly assumed the mantle , which she placed on her own head, of spokesperson for the whole conservative movement.

    8:41- Twice now she has repeated the lie that Obama apologized for America while overseas.

    You Lie!  oops, sorry. Got that Joe Wilson groove going,

    "speaking on behalf of the millions who couldn't be here tonight..." I made that up.

    Summing up...

    Doggone it, if that Obama ever did anything good in his entire life, I sure can't think of it

    8:46 The Q n A

    Thinks that the tea party movement is the future of the Repubs, she says in answer to the first softball pre-supplied question.

    Nice to have hours to prepare an answer to each questions. She answers so quick, even these morons have to realize that it is scripted.

    8:50--calls for divine intervention in government, damn near advocates theocracy.

    8:53--If you are playing the Ronald Reagan drinking game, get a friend to drive you home. Attention all 'Tea-Party' drinking game players, you are not expected to live, and your folks are on their way. 

    8:58- OMG!  He said President Palin! The 500lb. gorilla speaks. All 43 people in the audience stand up and cheer.

    9:00- I'm for bipartisanship, but only if we get our way. good night!

     

     

  • And England Doesn't Miss Us

    My Country, 'Tis a Pity

    Osama's Bin laughin' at us up in Pakistan's hills
    Kim Jong's unafraid of us, is he mentally il?
    Castro and Chavez, leaders whose isms are social
    boast how they best us in most vectors medical

    Jintao's China supplies us with every product but beans
    Their Das Kapital's in dollars, they hold all our liens
    See Putin flex Russian pecs, no shy bear any more    
    I wonder sometimes who really won the Cold war?

    Singapore has more scientists, India's drowning in docs
    Brazil runs on ethanol, the Argentine Presidente's a fox!
    Chile grows half our food,  Japan buys all our trees,
    War is all we can make anymore, or it seems so to me.

    Now Denmark is cleaner, Australia's gone greener
    It won't happen here, our companies are meaner
    Our winter's are colder, our pocketbooks leaner
    The French eat much better, New Zealand is freer

    There's no point to this poem, it rhymes without reason
    just my reactions to actions in this, our land's silly season
    I see no real pattern outside of America's sad slide
    and a second-class status is at the end of the ride.


     

  • Thoughts on the Earthquake in Haiti

    A second skin dusts the living and dead
    Dreams full of sorrow, grass for a bed
    Mothers and others have more tears to shed
    for the cherished who perished in Haiti.

    From darkening gloam come heartsick moans
    Tap-tap! Say those underneath crumbled homes
    Many are broken in spirit and bone.
    Each day brings ever more tremors.

    O God of Man, what sins curse this land?
    Not even your churches dared to stand
    Poor houses and grand now rubble and sand
    We had little enough; now nothing.

    On carrion unburied the rats will feast
    Thriving on those who are now at peace
    Blessed quick death, anguish has ceased,
    to be mourned by the living of Haiti.

    One-armed child drags a headless doll
    Weak with hunger, she trips and falls
    Mama! Papa! Please hear her call
    Wake up and feed your baby.

    And so it goes in old Port-au-Prince
    A city of night it's been ever since
    We exist at its whim, the Earth always wins
    Seems the harsh, bitter lesson of Haiti

     


     

  • Will The Tebow Super Bowl Ad Get Sacked?

    An ad featuring college football phenomenon  Tim Tebow and his Mom is scheduled to appear during the Super Bowl. It relates how Mrs. Tebow fell ill in the Philippines while pregnant. The doctors, she says, urged her to abort the fetus, but she refused, and the rest is history.

    However, abortion is illegal in the Philippines, and has been since the 1930's. There are no exceptions, and being caught giving one could put a doctor behind bars for 6 years! Yet she claims multiple doctors urged her to abort little Timmy. There is a movement afoot to urge CBS not to air the ad, especially after the network turned down one politically charged ad already, featuring a gay couple.

    Is there more to this story of which I am not aware? Did the doctors perhaps suggest that she jet to the US to terminate the pregnancy?   Was she treated on a US military base, where Philippine law does not apply? Is this really a pro-choice ad, as Mrs. Tebow *chose* to bear Tim despite the doctors alleged recommendation? Did Tim play with her eye shadow when he was a toddler? So many questions.....

    tebow5

     

  • A MINOR BLUES, Chapter XXXII

    A MINOR BLUES, Chapter xxxii

    Wherein Delano takes a nap, Nancy takes a powder, and Jessie takes a punch

    Click here to read the preceding chapters

     

    "And if he put even a scratch on my car, one little ding, I'm gonna kick
    his ass before I kill him. Swear to God."

    Jessie had heard Variations on a Theme, by Cal the Friggin' Idiot,
    since they left Biloxi. After Carruthers and Jack had given up the
    chase, Jessie had bidden Cal to pass the bus and let him out at its next
    stop. When he got on board, he planned to sit next to Delano, assuming
    he was still riding the damn thing, and stick the gun in his ribs. Walk
    him out at the next stop and put him in the car for a last ride out
    somewhere into the Georgia woods.

    But he saw that the man had indeed evaded them. Which meant Delano had
    gotten wind somehow that he was being sought, and not by groupies
    either. Jessie pondered the implications until the bus driver
    interrupted his reverie.

    "Sir, you have to find a seat."

    "Yeah, sorry. I was looking for a friend." He took a seat on the right,
    one row behind the driver, who studied him in the mirror.

    "Black or white?"

    "A black guy. Older man, carrying a laptop, nice suit."

    The driver laughed. "He owes you money?"

    "Naw, serving a subpoena. Why do you ask?"

    "Just curious. Somethin' funny was going on in the back earlier. Thought
    I had me a couple of fags back there. Old guy gave a kid some money, and
    they started stripping. But all they were doing was trading clothes."

    The driver shook his head. "I guess the old man liked the guy's t-shirt
    so much he had to have it."

    "T-shirt? Rebel flag? Some writing on it?"

    "Yeah. You know what it said?" He didn't wait for a response, and told
    him. "Kinda funny, I thought."

    Jessie didn't but he asked where the old man had gotten off, then
    disembarked himself when the bus reached the next stop. Cal stopped
    behind the bus, and Jessie got in the car.

    "Now what?"

    "I'm calling Jim, see what he knows. Head back to the old lady's
    house."

    "It's Jessie. Jack, stay quiet." Jim Carruthers answered his cell phone.

    "Yeah," Carruthers spoke into the receiver. Jack listened quietly.
    Marisa had gone into her room to lie down. She told them to show
    themselves out when Nancy returned. She had been gone just long enough
    that Jack was starting to worry. He decided to call her after Carruthers
    got off the horn with Jessie.

    "No, I'm in the bathroom. Yeah Jessie, I never pass one up, so what's
    up? No, we didn't find him. Yeah, I saw you, no he didn't."

    Melissa's call was still on Jack's mind. If those acetates Melissa had
    destroyed were the last ones, if Delano had not copied them...but of
    course he would have. Unless he didn't have possession of them, but had
    his mysterious mail-drop send them to Cali.

    "Yeah, I gotta get back. No, I have no idea how he..."

    Jack's phone began ringing. He saw it was Nancy as he scrambled to
    silence it. Carruthers gave him a sharp look. Jack shrugged.

    "Okay, buddy, I gotta go. Yeah, I just did, funnyman." Carruthers ended
    the connection. "Way to go, detective. I guess that was Nancy?"

    "Yeah, right. I'll call her back. You think he heard it?"

    "No question that he did. What he made of it, I dunno."

    Nancy answered on the first ring. "Where were you?"

    "On another call, where are you?"

    "The drugstore was out, believe it or not. I am going to try this Publix.
    Wish me luck." And she hung up.

    "Well?" Carruthers asked.

    "Says she can't find any."

    "Jack, I know she's your twist. And she is quality, you did well. But
    something isn't kosher here."

    Jack was thinking the same thing. Marisa gets a call, texts something,
    then Nancy gets a call, has to leave. He thought back to the morning,
    when they woke up. He was watching Nancy get dressed; she was looking
    through her suitcase for some underwear, moved a box of pads to get a
    sexy thong, which he had remarked on. He called her cell, but got no
    answer.

    Delano was waiting on the sidewalk outside the Pinetree Avenue entrance
    to the park when Nancy drove up. He had told her what he was wearing,
    and it made her laugh. She laughed again when he climbed in the car.

    The laughter stopped when the phone rang.

    "Am I getting you into trouble, pretty lady?"

    "Not as much as you are into, may I call you Delano?"

    "Yes indeed, if it pleases you. Are you going to call your partner
    back?"

    "In a minute or two. Were you named after the President?"

    "Oh no!" Delano laughed. "I preceded his notoriety by a good ten years.
    No, Delano means 'of the night' in old French. I guess it refers to my
    dark skin."

    "So where can I take you, Delano?"

    "I guess to the bus station. I have to get back to Atlanta, since I can't
    stay here."

    Nancy turned right on Wrightsboro, she was fairly certain she had seen
    the Greyhound sign somewhere near downtown Augusta. The afternoon
    traffic was light, but rush hour would be starting at any time.

    "Is that where you live? In Atlanta?"

    "Better you don't know, Nancy. No one but Frank knew, and he never
    visited."

    They drove without talking for a few minutes. Nancy broke the silence.

    "Your music is wonderful. So emotionally powerful. We all cried,
    Carruthers too."

    "Why, thank you. That's the best review so far." Delano replied.

    "May I ask why it was never released?"

    Delano sighed. "Not to brag, but it was too far ahead of its time.
    People, even most black people, did not want to bring up the past. As
    bad as things were in the fifties and forties, they had been worse, and
    anytime blacks made noise, or accomplished something, there was a
    backlash."

    "But it's just music." Nancy protested.

    And Jack Johnson was just a fighter." Delano rebutted.

    "Who?"

    "Jack Johnson, the first Black Heavyweight Champion of the World. When
    he beat Jeffries for the title in 1910, oh were my people proud."

    "I can imagine," Nancy said. "But how is that germane to releasing your
    record?"

    "I like the way you talk, Nancy. Johnson's hardest fight was getting
    Jeffries to agree to the match in the first place. No one wanted to
    fight him, hoped he'd go away. But he kept knocking people out, and he
    wasn't shy. He wanted a match-up, he wanted that title. Anyways, he got
    it, Jeffries' corner people wouldn't let him finish the fifteenth round,
    and all hell broke loose. Blacks hit the streets of America in
    celebration, maybe some got carried away, but most were just
    celebrating. Anyway, some whites resented the partying, and several
    cities became battlegrounds. In all, some twenty-three blacks died
    across the country, hundreds more were hurt bad. Black businesses got
    burned down, some homes, too."

    Delano paused. Nancy turned left on Twiggs; she knew they were close,
    but she couldn't remember the name of the street where she had seen the
    station. They would just have to ask somebody at the next light.

    "I was afraid of something similar happening, Nancy. I ..I have been
    responsible for several undeserved deaths, some necessary ones, too. But
    the innocent ones weighed on me. I thought I would wait a few years,
    things were happening on their own."

    "And then you died."

    Delano laughed, and started choking. Nancy looked over at him; Delano's
    eyes were watering. "Are you okay?"

    "I will be. Don't make me laugh, if you can help it. These old lungs are
    gettin' calcified. I could use a drink of water, though."

    Nancy crossed Greene Street, saw a convenience store a block ahead. With
    attention focused on filling Delano's request, she didn't look to her
    left, and missed seeing a bus turn into a driveway next to a sign
    featuring a famous logo.

    "Nancy, Jack here. Call me." He put the phone in his jacket pocket.

    "She must be in the store." Jack said, but he heard the disbelief in his
    own voice.

    "You know better, Jack. She's got him." Carruthers smiled. "She warned
    Marisa, this morning, most likely."

    "She had time, while I was in the shower." Jack recalled that she had
    turned down his request that they shower together. "But no one knew that
    Delano was in town."

    "That," said Carruthers, "Is a coincidence, I'm sure. Otherwise, Nancy
    knew him before, and insinuated herself into your confidence to throw
    you off the trail."

    She's a mighty good insinuator, Jack thought to himself. "You are
    probably right. He comes to see Marisa and Frank every few years. Maybe
    Frank's death brought him here."

    "Call her again, Jack. The buses don't run near my house, and we can
    use a ride."

    Jessie thought about his old friend, and the possibility they weren't on
    the same team anymore. He heard another phone ring, yet never heard a
    toilet flush. He wasn't in a john, or he was into some kinky behavior
    with that California PI.

    "What do we do, Jessie?" At least Cal was deferring to him without a gun
    in his gut.

    "Follow the bus route back to the old lady's house." Maybe we'll see that
    dead man walking."

    "We ain't got time for no movie, Jess."

    "Cal, did your Mom sleep with retards?"

    Jessie apologized as they retraced their drive. Then they were back at
    the corner bus stop by Marisa's home. Jessie could see that the GTO was
    gone. He hit re-dial, and signaled Cal to be quiet.

    "Can you talk? Okay, I'll wait." A minute passed. "Yeah we're still
    looking. We are, lessee," He tried to remember a main road in Augusta.
    "On Broad Street. I'm gonna kill him, Jim, as soon as I see the black
    rat bastard. Pull up next to him, walking on the sidewalk. POW! What
    have you got? All of you still there, huh? Okay let me know if you hear
    anything." He hung up.

    "We got two people to kill."

    "Two? I thought we had three to waste."

    "Four then, and one of them ain't gonna be easy, in any sense of the
    word. I'll explain later, Cal. Let's go find your car."

    Nancy had been focused on getting a bottle of water for Delano, and
    forgot to ask for directions to the bus depot. Now they were on Broad
    Street, headed west, and had seen no sign of a bus, nor any buses she
    might follow. Delano was feeling better, that was one worry off her
    mind. He had his head back on the seat, and appeared to be sleeping.

    She turned onto 15th Street and looked for the next right. She was sure
    they had been close. It was time to stop acting like a man, like Jack,
    and ask directions. There was a railroad crossing ahead, and the
    barricades had just dropped; she stopped and rolled down her window,
    waved at the passenger in the car next to her.

    Another reason to shoot Cal; he hated trains. Jessie had loved trains
    all his life, thought he might look good wearing an engineer's cap.
    Kids; they would only like a virtual train, one in Grand Theft Auto or
    some such garbage. He watched the locomotive as it approached the
    intersection; it was pulling a line of empty hoppers that stretched
    clear out of sight.

    Out of the corner of his eye, Jessie saw movement. He looked, blinked,
    looked again, and smiled. This was too good to be true. The lady driving
    Cal's hot rod was bidding him to open his window. He turned to Cal as he
    cranked down the pane. Cal was staring moodily at the despised train.

    "Hey Cal, we found your wheels." But the loud warning whistle drowned
    out his words.

    The whistle woke Delano from his doze. He saw the the train about sixty
    feet from the intersection, coming on slow but unstoppable. He turned
    his head towards Nancy, who had her head out the window, talking to a
    man with a shock of white hair, sitting in an Honda that was past its
    epiration date. Delano recognized the car and the fellow reaching into
    his coat in a manner that was unmistakable.

    Delano reacted with a boxer's speed. He grabbed the wheel with one hand,
    and kicked Nancy's foot off the brake, then stomped the gas pedal to the
    floor. There was a squeal before the tires grabbed pavement and the car
    rushed forward.

    The black-and-white striped wooden bar broke in three places when the
    GTO hit it. Nancy screamed as they passed in front of the train, missing
    it by a couple of feet. The whistle blew again, was still blowing when
    Delano took his foot off the gas.

    "What are you doing? We could have been killed!"

    "That was them. The killers! Nancy, you were asking the men who want to
    kill us for directions. Drive! Get away from here, and fast!"

    "What the fuck....hey that's my car!" Cal said in disbelief as a piece
    of wood landed on the hood of the Honda. The train crossed the
    intersection and blocked his view. He looked at Jessie, who had his gun
    in his hand. In spite of it all, Jessie started to laugh.

    "You should have seen the look...the look on her face!" He knew It was
    Delano's foot on the gas pedal. The woman's mouth was an 'O', and her
    eyes weren't much smaller. Cal's stupid puzzled face was the capper. He
    gave in to the hysteria, pounded the dash with his left hand. He stopped
    when Cal was about slap him.

    "Don't do it, partner." He leveled the gun on Cal. There was a loud
    crash from in front of the car. The engineer had applied the brakes when
    the crazy lady came through the barrier. The impact of the cars closing
    the slack between the couplings caused several of the hoppers to jump
    the track.

    Cal had had enough. He slapped the gun out of Jessie's hand when he
    looked forward, and then hit him square in the jaw. Jessie felt a tooth
    give.

    "Point the gun at me again. Point that mother-fuckin' gun at me again!"

    Jessie shook off the effect of the blow. They were getting away.

    "Okay, we're even, boy. Get this jalopy turned around before we get
    hemmed in." He turned and spit blood out the window. He looked back at
    Cal. "A quarter million bucks is getting away."

    Cal finally got the message. He stopped rubbing his knuckles, and got
    the car into the southbound lanes.

    "I bet they are headed to the bus station. Take the next left." He saw
    bloody skin hanging off Cal's knuckle. "Did I hurt you, son?"

    "I don't think it's broke or nothing. Damn, you got rock for a jawbone."

    "And you have a fine right, Cal. And that is one ballsy black sunbitch
    we're chasing. Gonna be fun killing him." And he let out a howl like one
    of his Daddy's redbones used to make. Cal joined in, and they were still
    yowling when Cal took the left at Calhoun on two wheels.

    "He was going to kill us right there and then, Nancy. I doubt dropping
    me off at the bus station is an option now."

    "God, what a week. I get shot at once, almost twice, play chicken with a
    train, and meet a great guy."

    "I appreciate that, Nancy."

    "I don't mean you." She turned left on River Watch Parkway. "I mean, you
    are a great guy, but I meant Jack."

    Delano chuckled. "I had a hunch you had yet to succumb to my charms."

    "So what now?"

    "I hate to ask, but are you going anywhere near the Atlanta Airport?"

    "I am now." Nancy said as she picked up her ringing phone.


     

  • A MINOR BLUES, Chapter XXXI

    A Minor Blues, Chapter 31

    Wherein Jack follows a bus, Marisa cries, and Nancy takes on her first case. Back in the fifties, Titus makes travel arrangements, and Everage schools Danvers.

     

    June 10, 1950

     

    Frank was checking the oil when he saw Titus. He waited for the other
    two to follow the older man out of the studio, but the door stayed shut.

    "Delano is telling Mitchell in there about how Geddie died." Titus said.
     "I don't need to hear it."

    "Is Delano really staying behind?" Frank let the hood fall shut.

    Titus answered Frank as he opened the driver's door and got behind the
    wheel. "Yeah, he got to disseminate some of his earnings, his wife and
    some guy named Shaggy, for gettin' his record out there. Hand me the
    keys, son."

    "They're in the ignition, but I can drive, Titus. I'm not drunk
    anymore."

    "Naw, man. I'll take the first coupla' hours, then let Mitch drive
    while I stretches out in the back seat for a day or so." Titus closed
    the door with a solid pull, then rolled down the window as Frank leaned
    down to ask what the hell was going on.

    "Simple, Doctor. Mitch and I are going back to Mississippi. You and
    Delano are gonna spend some time together, be friends again, without
    Everage hovering close by."

    "Titus, I have a practice..."

    "You have a partner. He can handle things for a week or two, you said so
    yourself. Look, Frank. Delano could backslide, he stays here by hisself,
    with temptation close at hand."

    Frank thought it over. Titus was right, Delano had been out for barely a
    day, and he had already gotten drunk. By staying close to Delano, he
    could keep from doing more than a few beers, make sure the monkey was
    off his back for good.

    "All right, old man. I won't drag you out of my car and whup you for
    your insolence." He handed the keys to Titus, who inserted the ignition
    key and cranked the engine.

    "That was never gonna happen, Frank." Titus yawned. Frank had never
    before noticed how many gold fillings the old man had. "Now go see if
    Mitch is anywhere near ready."

    -----------------------------

    Nancy and Dinah were hovering over Marisa when Jack and Carruthers
    returned. Dinah shook her head when Carruthers closed the door behind him.

    "No, we missed him somehow." When Jack recognized the young man getting
    off the bus as the one who had been wearing the rebel-flag t-shirt, but
    now sporting a fine coat, he knew they'd been played. Carruthers had
    spotted Jessie behind them as they followed the bus, which was good.
    Delano had thrown everyone off the trail. He liked this guy; hoped to
    meet him some day. Maybe he would, too, when shrimp learned to whistle.

    Nancy waved him down when he started to ask Marisa a question. She took
    his arm and pulled him aside. Carruthers came with them. Nancy gave him
    a stare, but didn't object.

    "She doesn't know where he is, or where he's going. All Delano said was
    that he was putting her in danger, and had to go away for her safety."

     "I wonder how he made Jessie and Cal?" Carruthers asked of no one. Jack
    shook his head, but Nancy spoke.

    "Maybe he made you. Frank might have told him about your fight,
    described a tall albino." A phone rang. Dinah reached into her purse.

    "Maybe." Carruthers replied, but he did not look as if he believed it.

    Dinah was on the phone. "I can't talk right now. I'll send you Daddy's
    number, hon." She hung up. "My daughter. Her car broke down again." And
    she began typing on her phone.

    Jack turned to Marisa. He knelt down to look her in the eyes, which were
    wet with tears. "Marisa, do you have any idea where Delano lives?"

    "No", she sniffed. "I think he moves a lot. I don't know what he does for
    money." She looked up and saw Carruthers' sympathetic smile. "I'm sorry,
    young man, have we been introduced?"

    "Mr. Carruthers is going to help us find Delano's recordings, Marisa.
    The ones in the shop are decent, but there are some better copies
    somewhere. At least we hope so."

    "Pleased, ma'am." Carruthers offered his hand. Marisa took it, held it
    for a breath. For a moment, Jack thought Nancy was right, that Delano had warned
    Marisa about a snow-white killer. But she released his hand and offered
    an observation. "Soft hands, nice smooth skin. But you are not a
    musician. No calluses."

    Now Nancy's phone rang. She answered it as Carruthers answered Marisa.

    "No ma'am, I deal in old records amd music memorabilia. Like that poster
    over there." He pointed at a framed playbill for a concert featuring
    King Charles. Jack heard Nancy tell the caller that he/she had
    mis-dialed the number. "I doubt you want to sell it, but a collector
    would give you at least two hundred dollars, and in a bidding war it
    could go for five, easy."

    Nancy told her caller she was sorry she couldn't help, that it was no
    bother, and hung up. "Someone transposed the '2' and the '5'." She said
    in answer to Jack's silent query.

    "You are correct." Marisa replied to Carruthers. "I would never sell it.
    Delano is in that picture, smiling. Said he was thinking of me when they
    took the picture. It's all I have left now." And her tears started
    again.

    "I'll get her some tea." Nancy said.

    "I'll help." Dinah told Marisa she would be right back and followed
    Nancy into the kitchen.

    They all sat and drank the tea that the ladies had made while listening
    to Delano's music on a CD Carruthers had burned. Nancy came out of the
    bathroom and motioned Jack over to her.

    "I'm spotting. I need to run to the store and re-stock." She whispered.

    It took Jack a second to process, then he got it. "We need the keys." He
    said to Carruthers, who fished them out of his coat pocket. Jack saw he
    was wearing a shoulder holster. "What's up?" Carruthers asked.

    "Women's business." Nancy said. "Need more information?"

    "God, no." He replied to laughter from all, even Marisa. He handed the
    keys to Jack, and Nancy took them.

    "Stay here, sweetheart." She kissed him. "Do some sleuthing. I'll be
    back in a jif."


    The bushes in Pendleton King Park's Azalea Garden were past the
    flowering stage, but Delano wasn't interested in flowers. From the bench
    where he sat, he could watch all three trails leading to the garden. A
    thick wall of large azalea bushes had his back.

    Delano wasn't afraid of dying, he reckoned he was eighty years old by
    now, although he looked closer to the seventy-two that was claimed on
    his passport. But he intended to die on his terms, not those of some
    cracker-mafioso types. He chuckled at how easy he had lost the fools,
    and the detective and his partner with the mixed emotions about killing
    him. For the moment, Delano was assuming the worse, that Carruthers was
    still a threat.

    He looked around; not too many people out on a Friday; the weekend would
    be busier. This was good, as two men would be very visible, especially
    an older and a young musclebound dipshit with a crew-cut.

    Feeling safe for the time being, Delano pulled out the cell-phone Marisa
    had handed him at the door. He punched some numbers and put the phone to
    his ear. "You know who this is? Good. Don't say my name, I need the
    lady's phone number, if you can get it without....you got it? Text it to
    me, Dinah. Thanks, and Dinah, I am sorry we never got to meet. Perhaps.
    Send it as soon as you can." He hung up and sat back, closed his eyes.

    Delano had to assume that by now the Bumpkins from Biloxi had figured
    out how he gave them the slip. If so, they would be looking for his
    over-the-top t-shirt, long may it wave. The park closed at eight, he
    needed to be gone by then. 

    The phone rang. Delano looked at the screen; he had a text message. He
    quickly memorized it, cleared the screen, and punched in the number. A
    few seconds later he spoke.

    "If you are the one who warned Marisa about the killers, say something
    about this being a wrong number. Okay, if you think you can help me out
    with a ride, say 'I'm sorry', and hang up. Call me again when you are
    alone. You are the only one I trust, so come alone." Satisfied, he ended
    the call. He saw that the battery was still fully charged. Good old
    Marisa, always prepared. He dialed four-one-one.

    "California. Santa Monica." He answered the recorded questions, and then
    a live operator asked how he could help. "I need a number for a Melissa
    Harshbarger, please, ma'am."

    Jack watched Nancy back out of the driveway, watched until the GTO
    turned the corner. No Honda in sight. Good. He held the door for Dinah,
    who had to go start dinner.

    "I'm late. Gonna be a chili-mac night."

    Jack watched her go. No Honda followed her, either.

    He closed the door and returned to his seat. To Carruther's look he
    shook his head negatively. Carruthers nodded. Jack had heard the
    conversation switch to the subject of James Brown, whom both had met,
    Marisa years earlier than the record dealer.

    "You know how he breaks down on stage? And the men put the cloak on him
    and lead him offstage?"

    "During Please, Please, Please. And Brown throws off the cloak and runs
    back to the microphone and begins singing again. A famous bit of
    showmanship." Carruthers added.

    "Well, he told me," Marisa said proudly, "that he got the idea from
    Delano. He was there for Delano's last show, and James said he never
    forgot the image of him being taken away, sobbing and shaking."

    Carruthers was fascinated by this glimpse into musical history. "Did he
    know Delano?"

    "Just to say 'hi'. The band hung out at his mama's place, but he assured
    me that Delano never messed with the working girls, although he flirted
    with them and made them laugh a lot."

    Jack felt his phone vibrate. He pulled it out and answered, expecting to
    hear Nancy's voice. "Jack." It was Melissa. "I just spoke with Delano."
    She sounded as if she had been drinking, or crying, or both.

    "On the phone?"

    "Yes, Jack, the phone. He explained a lot, Jack. About Dad, how things
    went down. Do you know who Samuel Everage is? Delano said he raped a
    girl in Gulfport and killed his friends."

    It had to be the one Wanda knew as Samuels, Jack thought. "What about
    him, Melissa?"
     
    But Melissa was onto a different subject. "Delano asked me if I got the
    box in the mail, I told him it came yesterday." She sobbed, and
    continued. "I did something stupid, Jack, I'm so sorry."

    Jack thought he understood. "So I'm back on the case? But you talked to
    Delano, what's left for me to do?"

    "Yes, you are re-hired. But that wasn't the stupid thing, firing you."

    I've heard variations on that before, Jack thought. But he only said, "Go
    on Melissa."

    "The box Delano sent me. It had some acid-takes, or something, in it.
    records but not records."

    Jack snapped his fingers to get Carruthers attention. He switched to
    speaker mode so they could all hear.

    "They're called acetates, Melissa, and this is great news."

    "No, it isn't!" Melissa wailed. "I was still mad when the box was
    delivered. I didn't want anything of his, Jack. I smashed it into a
    million pieces."

      ----------------


    April 26th, 1950

    Danvers parked his car where he had been told, and started walking north
    as he had been directed. His blackmailer was right, his sleep had not
    been restful. He was tired, his stomach was in knots.

    One block he walked,then two. He lost count after awhile, and began to
    think, hope actually, that something had happened to the big negro.
    Then the truck was there. The lights were off, and Danvers had not seen
    it creep up behind him. The truck stopped, the passenger door was thrown
    open. "Get in.", said a voice from inside the cab. Danvers obeyed, and
    the headlights came on as he closed the door. The truck took off down
    the road.
         
    "Put your head in my lap." Danvers looked at the driver, he wasn't sure
    he heard right. "Don't get your hopes up, just do it." Once Danvers had
    complied, Everage frisked him expertly. Finding neither gun nor wire,
    Everage told Danvers to sit back up.

    "So what is this all about?"

    "Shut up" was Everage's reply.

    Look! I have done wh..." Suddenly Everage's hand was covering his mouth,
    and his head was slammed backward against the rear window. He tried to
    move, but the man was even stronger than he looked. Danvers, who lifted
    weights and ran three miles every morning, couldn't budge the arm.

    "Patience, my friend." Everage removed his hand from Danvers face, and
    put a finger to his own lips. Minutes later, they were out of the city,
    and the truck turned onto a dirt road leading into a hunting preserve.

    Everage stopped the truck, but left the engine running.

    "Here's what's up, DA. First, I know you have a tap on Frank Hatton's
    phone. Shut it down by next Friday. Got it? Yes or no?"

    "Yes. May I..."

    "You may not." Everage interrupted. "Second, this case you are building
    against the Hattons and their operation. You will scrub the name Samuel
    Everage from it. Repeat what I have told you so far."

    Danvers did so, and then Everage told him to reach under his seat and
    pull out what he found there. Fearing it was more pictures, Danvers
    hesitated.

    Everage seemed to read his thoughts. "This part you will like, go on."

    Once Danvers had complied, he had on his lap a thick stack of paper.
     
    "Sorry for the handwriting. I never did learn to type."

    "What is this?"

    "This," Everage answered, "Is a breakdown of everything Doc Hatton
    controlled or had a piece of. Names, places, estimates of income. All
    his legitimate businesses bought with money earned not so legitimately."

    Danvers' puzzled look amused Everage. "It's more than you have now.
    Trust me."

    "But why? I would have thought that..."

    "That I wanted the investigation shut down? You would draw too much
    attention by doing that."

    "So this...."

    "This will make you Governor. You will have completely eliminated
    organized crime from your state, and portions of surrounding states as
    well."

    "But I can't just add this to the report. It will raise too many
    questions." By the truck's interior light, Danvers leafed through the
    paperwork as they conversed. The man was right, this was pure gold.

    "I know that. That is why you developed a new source. A confidential
    informant deep inside the organization." Everage pointed at himself.

    "You would have to give a deposition. Appear before a judge."

    "Nope. You have a little work to do. Everage pulled a sheet of paper
    from his jacket. "This is a list of judges who would like to see their
    names not appear in the final report. Pick one who will affirm that I
    appeared before him in a closed session, or whatever. Get your
    worshipful assistant to say he witnessed it. You can do it, and you will
    do it."

    "It will take some time to arrange, and I need your name."

    "You have two months from today. Same place and time. And you need a
    name. Pretend it's mine."

    Danvers knew he would be beholden to this bastard, even in the
    Governor's office, but that might not be so bad. Certainly better than
    public humiliation. "Okay, what name would that be?"

    "Your informant is one Delano Partlow."


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  • A MINOR BLUES, chapter XXX

    The past and the present come together, tempers flare, and the author apologizes to his readers for the long delay.

    Go here to catch up on the action

    A Minor Blues, chapter 30

    June tenth, 1950 early morning

    Delano hit 'rewind' on the reel-to-reel. "You see, It isn't all about
    wallowing in the past. It's about accepting our heritage in this
    country, acknowledging our struggle so far just to survive, and defining
    the struggle to come."

    "I never heard anything like that before." Mitch sat in the one of the
    only two chairs in the control room. Titus sat in the other after it was
    plain that Delano worked better standing over the console, watching
    needles jerk and lights flash as he made adjustments to the sound that
    the others could not process. Frank stood with Delano as he explained
    how he had made his own voice sound like a gospel group harmonizing.

    "You see, I run the isolated track of my voice here, record it onto this
    tape as I sing along. This reel records both the new voice and the
    previous recording on one track, then records that over the original
    track. I can get to six-part self harmonizing before degradation becomes
    an issue. It saved me from hiring background singers."

    "I like the way you add voices as the song progresses. Like the Duke
    might do with a horn section." Titus was trading lyric sheets with
    Mitch as they listened to the music that Delano had been obsessing over
    for better than a year. During a song about a man seeing his family
    after spending a decade in prison, they had moved the seats closer
    together and read from the same paper. The chairs were still touching.

    "Yeah, it builds like a classical piece." Mitch paused for a beat.
    "Delano, and I don't say this about everybody, but I am glad as hell
    Everage didn't kill you."

    "Yet." Delano added as the group laughed. "Of course, that may be what
    it takes to finish this project. I keep thinking of how to improve it.
    What do y'all think of a banjo playing of the fade-out of 'Friendly
    Lynching'?"

    "You could run it by Everage, see what he thinks." Frank opined.

    "In a way, Everage embodies the spirit of the piece. A negative way,
    yeah. But he doesn't act as if race defines a man. The past
    made him what he is, and he seems comfortable with that."

    The flap-flap of the rewound tape ceased as Delano slowed the reel with
    a practiced finger. "Still needs killin', mind you."

    "Amen", said Titus. Mitch flipped through the pages on his lap.

    Frank changed the subject. "Have you played any of this music for the
    record companies?"

    "Not yet. That's what I gotta do next, is cut some acetates. Make some
    promos I can leave with producers and agents."

    "What's an acetate?" Mitch was glad to get off the subject of murder.

    "A disc recorded straight off the master tape. It's usually got an
    aluminum base with a coating of black lacquer. The needle, or stylus,
    scores the lacquer as it moves up and down in response to the signal from
    the tape. They have a good sound, but don't last for too many playings,
    but they're good for demonstrations and radio promos. Wire recordings
    last longer, a lot longer, but the sound quality is not as good. But I
    plan on dubbing all this onto both mediums, just to be safe."

    "We could take copies back with us to Mississippi. I could keep 'em in
    Dad's safe."

    "Yeah, that's an idea. I guess you gotta get back and re-open the
    clinic."

    "No hurry. I got me a junior partner now, Patterson, who can keep things
    up and running while I'm on vacation. He just graduated from Tulane.
    Good kid, I'm letting him buy his share with part of his salary."

    "We came to get you, Delano, and take you home." Titus stood up and
    stretched his legs. It was daylight, and two days of cat-napping in the
    car just didn't seem to be enough rest any more. "Make sure you don't
    backslide."

    "Not to be snide here, but how does Everage feel about my returning?"

    "He calls me boss these days. Besides, I put out the word, rescinding
    any possible payout for your death."

    "Damn, you're all heart, Frank." Delano reached into a box, and pulled
    out a reel of thin wire.

    "You know I wouldn't let him do anything."

    "I know you'd feel bad if he did, Frank. You trust him too much,
    brother."

    "Delano's right, Frank. The sooner you're shed of him, the better."

    Mitch coughed, and looked up at the group. He was expected to weigh in
    about now, he guessed. "You all know I am a lawman. Ever since I was
    kid, I wanted to be a cop, a sheriff, a detective. Man needs laws, and
    men to enforce those laws." He hesitated, then spoke again. "But the
    phrase is Law AND Order. Sometimes the law is insufficient, or even
    inept, in keeping order. We become reaction-oriented, arriving after the
    crime, arresting after the fact. And we cannot stop gambling and other
    activities. Look at Prohibition, it practically mandated an organization
    to circumvent the law. "

    "People like your Dad, Frank, see these gaps in maintaining order, and
    take advantage of it. They aren't trying to shut down gambling and
    prostitution, smuggling and drug-dealing. Just bring some order to the
    process. Terrible things are done, but not as many. And most, not all,
    but most of the murders are confined to criminal element."

    Delano looked from Frank, who shook his head, to Mitch. "So you are for
    giving Everage a pass?"

    "Not at all, he, as your friends say, needs to be removed from the
    scene. He is less discomfited by killing than anybody I have ever dealt
    with."
    Mitch stood up, and took a step towards Frank. "Law says take Everage
    down now. Order says let the deal go through. A safe transfer of power
    means less carnage, plus we will know all the players."

    "You are full of surprises, possible future brother-in-law."

    "I'm also unemployed, Frank. So I have no authority to bring you in.
    That may change soon, and I want you to finish this deal before I get a
    job and am honor-bound to come after you."

    "What about Everage?" Delano asked. "You talk about giving him a free
    hand and arresting Frank? Topsy-damn-turvy world."

    "Everage is going to answer for his crimes, Delano. I doubt you want to
    testify against him for killing your friends, unless you get a pardon. I
    am working to make a case without your testimony. He will go down."

    "Delano, I can leave the state, go to California and start a new
    practice. Mitch is right for the most part, although he and I part ways
    on what to do with the money I am due."

    "Danvers won't let you keep that money, pal. That is how he made his
    name, following convoluted paper trails. Boring crap, natural that he'd
    be good at it."

    "Mitch thinks I should use the million to buy my way out of prison, turn
    it over to the state, and take a slap on the wrist."

    "You can make a million on your own, Frank. Mitch makes sense. And you
    don't want to trust Everage where that kind of money is being batted
    about."

    Frank stood up suddenly, a little unsteady as the last of the alcohol
    coursed through his veins.

    "Hell with all this. I got it under control. Everage won't kill me. He
    knows that if anything happens to me, y'all would bring him down. But if
    you try to fuck with him now, he might fail to see any advantage to
    letting me live. So leave me be, let this play out." And he turned from
    his friends and strode to the door.

    "I'll be outside, getting some fresh air. In thirty minutes, I'm leaving
    for home. Anyone who wants a ride better be in the car."

    "I ain't goin' fellas, I need two weeks to take care of this here, then
    I'll come home." And, he thought, I'm gonna kill Everage, no matter what
    Frank wants.

    Titus shook his head. "Gonna be one long trip home." And he thought to
    himself, "Everage needs killing. These guys don't need to be involved."

    Frank sat in the car, mad at himself, for yelling at his friends. They
    just wanted to help. Mad at Mitch, the unbending lawman. mad at himself,
    for letting things get this far out of control. "Everage dies the minute
    after I get that cash." He patted the derringer in his jacket pocket,
    then cranked the engine and raced it.
     
      ---------------------
                      
    April 26th, 1950      
     
    Everage enjoyed the ritual of getting a hair cut and a shave. The smell
    of the bay rum, the feel of the hot lather on his face. The sound of the
    razor rasping back and forth across the strop, the gentle tug of Reese
    Taylor's comb through his curls and the professional-sounding snick as
    the scissors did their work.

    But his favorite part of the ritual was the wrapping of the hot damp
    towel around his head prior to his date with Reese's razor. Everage
    allowed the stark bright whiteness descending onto his face to not only
    dominate his vision, but all his senses. It was his time to relax his
    guard, those few minutes as the whiskers drunk deep of the towel's
    burning wetness. By focusing on the lack of visual cues, all his senses
    took a break from their usual high-alert status.

    Wherever I live after this deal goes down, it must be near enough to a
    decent barber that I can get a shave every day, he thought, then waited
    for the images to come, as they always did. There was Seneca Everage
    framed in the doorway of their home in Greenwood, across the tracks from
    the white section of Tulsa. Little Sam could see his father from the
    closet in which his Father had hastily placed him, with the already
    disobeyed admonition to stay hidden and not open the door. Mother was
    late, much later than she had ever been, and Seneca had made dinner for
    the two of them, cursing his willful wife for going to work with all the
    wild talk that day.

    Samuel had taken two bites of the stew when the rumble, felt more than
    heard, began. The child was picked up and carried to the closet by his
    father as the front window shattered. Now he saw his father,
    bigger and stronger than any man alive, swing the flaying knife at an
    unseen attacker. The man's scream was punctuated by a sound like a door
    slamming. His father fell back into the house, and Samuel went to help
    him get up. Seneca was looking at the ceiling like a tourist in the
    Sistine Chapel. There was a red hole in his chest. Slowly, Seneca's big
    hand opened, releasing the grip on the bloody knife.

    "Well, a little niglet." Everage looked at the white man entering the
    house, smoke still rising from the barrels of his shotgun. The ten-year
    old looked from the gun to his father, then back at the man as he broke
    the gun to reload.

    "Ruel! C'mon!" We ain't got no beef with kids."

    The one called Ruel snapped the shotgun closed, and used it to point at
    Samuel. "This one's Daddy sliced Pate right open." Ruel yelled at the
    second man to enter the house. The boy saw the man turn to look at the
    new arrival. He looked down at the knife in the limp open hand. Seneca's
    eyes seemed to follow his son as he picked up the tool of his trade.

    Samuel had been to work with his dad, and he had seen how to use the
    knife. Seneca had even let him hack at a downed calf's neck while some
    co-workers watched and laughed. "Don't hack at it, boy! Draw the knife
    to you as you swing. Slice and pull, that's it. The calf had sad eyes,
    Everage remembered. The men cheered as the light died in the calf's
    eyes. They were no longer sad.

    "Fine, Ruel, I ain't stayin' to watch." The second white man walked out
    without meeting Samuel's stare.

    "They all die tonight!" And Ruel turned back to the task at hand. But
    the little black bastard was closer to him than the barrel of the gun.
    He went to kick the kid when his leg gave out.

    "Pull it toward you! Slice as you swing." Everage did, and he did it again.
    A fountain of warm blood hit him in the face just before the butt of
    the rifle did. He fell across his Father's body, and Ruel fell on top of
    him, pinning him down. Ruel's shocked face was inches from his. Then the
    whiteness was back long enough for Everage to acknowledge its presence
    before it was whipped away.

    "You fell asleep?" Reese asked. "I asked if you were leaving the
    mustache."

    Everage blinked, his senses switched back on. "No, Reese, clean me up
    good. I got people to meet." He looked around the shop. There was an old
    man reading the paper. A fly-looking spade was sitting in the next
    chair, waiting his turn. Celinda sat by herself, watching him . They
    were going to lunch after finishing up here. No one seemed to have
    noticed anything unusual. But of course, no one ever did.

    ---------------------------

    Jack had been content to let Nancy drive while he ruminated on the case,
    but other concerns kept derailing his train of thought. They were almost
    to Marisa's house, the box with the recordings in the back seat next to
    Carruthers, as Jack pondered the stereotype-popping scene at the bus
    stop on the corner. Next to an old well-dressed black man tapping away
    on a laptop was a young black man wearing a t-shirt emblazoned with the
    Confederate flag and the logo 'The South Shall Rise Again, but under new
    management'. He and Carruthers laughed at the same time.

    "I've seen it all now." The old gunman said. Jack explained to a puzzled
    Nancy what he and Carruthers thought was so funny, but she did not join
    in.

    "So what should I do Jack? I have to be back at work on Monday. I can
    take a bus home if you are going to keep working this case."

    "Can you wait until Sunday, baby? We can leave in the morning, get you
    home in time to get a good night's sleep." Jack felt Carruthers tap him
    on the shoulder. He looked back at the snow-white face. Carruthers
    nodded his head towrds the end of the block.

    "Don't look, but that Jap car at the curb? Jessie and the young-un."
    Nancy turned into Marisa's driveway, and parked next to Dinah's
    late-model Lincoln. Jack chanced a look at the redneck hit-men down the
    road, but the oncoming bus blocked his view. Shrugging, he joined the
    others as they walked up to front door, which opened before they reached
    it. Dinah stepped out, she look worried.

    "What's wrong, Dinah?" Nancy asked. "Is Marisa okay?"

    "She's crying, but she'll be fine." Dinah took a deep breath. She said
    Delano was just here, he left before I pulled up a few minutes ago."

    "What was he driving, Dinah? They had all stepped in, Nancy was already
    standing by Marisa, one arm around her shoulder.

    He wasn't driving, he walked up, rang the doorbell." Marisa blew her nose
    into a handkerchief, the noise was comically loud.

    "I answered the door, it was Delano, looking good, too. But he didn't
    come in. He said....he said that he couldn't stay, it was too dangerous,
    and this was the last time I would ever see him." And she wailed as
    Nancy and Dinah helped her onto the couch.

    Jack and Carruthers looked at one another. "The bus stop!" They said in
    unison. And headed for the door.

    Jack saw several things as he stepped back into the sunlight; the bus
    rounding the corner, an empty bus stop, and a geriatric Honda passing
    Marisa's house. He saw Jessie's white-haired head turned towards the
    driver, and could hear loud voices emanating from the open window on
    Jessie's side.

    "Gimme the keys, Jack." There was no question of arguing with Carruthers
    when he used that tone of voice. The car was rolling before Jack closed
    the passenger-side door.

    "Because if it was Delano, he would have stayed to visit, wouldn't he
    have?"

    Despite the fractured english, Jessie had to admit the kid had a point,
    for once. But something was wrong here. The man had hugged Marisa for a
    long time, like maybe he had told her about a death of someone they both
    knew, but then he did not go inside. Instead he went straight to the bus
    stop. The old man had walked right by them, coming from the opposite
    way. Had he made them somehow? Then The GTO pulled into the driveway,
    and Carruthers got out with the pair of investigators. Carruthers could
    watch things here.

    "Follow the bus, Cal."

    "Man, I think we should watch the house, like we planned." The old man
    got on the bus, followed by the kid with the rebel flag on his shirt.
    Jessie couldn't read the shirt from here, but he wasn't happy about
    seeing the flag worn by some gang-banger.

    "The house IS being watched, dim-bulb. Carruthers is in there, remember?
    Follow the bus, junior."

    "I'm driving, and I say...ow!"

    Jessie rammed the barrel of the .38 into Cal's side hard enough to laeve
    a bruise. "You are steering, dipshit. You wanna steer, according to my
    directions, or do you wanna bleed out? Go!"

    "This ain't over, Jess." But he obeyed and they followed the bus around
    the corner.

    "Show me the money, man."

    The nicely-dressed old man pulled out a roll of twenties, peeled off
    five of them, handed them to the kid. "I want to trade hats, too."

    "Shit, another twenty, old-timer, you can have my shorts."

    "I don't need your shorts, son, but I need you to hurry."

    Moments later, the bus stopped in front of another shaded bench, and
    Jessie saw the t-shirt step off as Cal drove past. "Pull over up here,
    let the bus get a ways ahead of us. You can follow a bus without losing
    it. Right, Cal?"

    The old man had stooped to tie his shoe, and watched the GTO speed by.
    The young fella in the passenger's seat looked over at the bus stop, his
    eyes passed over him without stopping. He chuckled as he recalled the
    look on the bus driver's face as he and the kid stripped to the waist in
    the back of the bus. Then Delano sighed. "I can't believe they still
    want to pay to kill me. All they have to do is wait." He reached into
    his pocket, pulled out a cell-phone, and called a cab as the Honda
    followed the bus around the next corner.

    -------------------------

  • Democrats, R.I.P., or whatever!!

    Thoughts Inspired By Yesterday's Boston Tea-Bagging Party:

     

    What is the best way to destroy the Democratic Party? Just sit back and let them do it themselves.---Mel Famy,esq, outv, wtf, lol; a man of many letters

     

    Among other things the parties have in common (inability to lead, obeisance to corporate moneybags, etc.), both seem to feel that what is best for the Party trumps that which is best for their constituents. This attitude is good for retaining a seat in the House or Senate, but it compromises, hell, it cripples, just what can be achieved. The Democrats have shown that they as a group care little about what the voters need. Only a total idiot, a fascist, or someone addicted to Wall Street money really believes that the way to end a recession is to save the banks whose greed and short-sightedness got us into this fix. Our president is very intelligent, and is no fan of Mussolini.  What's left?

    The money spent shoring up the mega-banks capital asset ratios did nothing, do you hear me Mr. President? NOTHING!  for the average American. Maybe many homeowners bought bigger houses, and assumed larger mortgages than they should have. But all they wanted was a home for their families. The bankers want second homes, yachts, vacation ranches in Wyoming, and chauffered Bentleys. Thank God we elected a man who can help these financial maggots realize all their dreams. The money, taxpayers' money, I remind you, would have been better spent by just paying off every underwater mortgage in the country. Fer crissakes, this would have also helped the banks even more than giving them the money outright, as their loan picture would have instantly improved. Reward people for monetary mistakes? Yes, we did it for bankers, and there are more suffering houseowners than there are bankers.

    But the better choice would have been to allocate money to re-build our infrastructure, to jumpstart solar-power and other alternative energy projects, and to build a best-in-show mass transportation system. Use more money to give loans to qualified students, loans repaid by teaching for an agreed time after graduation. The first proposals would put people to work immediately, allowing them the ability to deal with the mortgages. The last suggestion would ultimately improve our nation's abilty to field an educated workforce. But teachers and construction workers can't jet congressmen to South America to study foreign fly-fishing techniques, and corporations can. We had a chance in 2009 to put America back on the rails. Instead we are still stuck in the mud as our 'leaders' walk away, stepping on the taxpayers' backs to keep their shoes clean.

    I do not heap all the blame on the bankers for this, as I would take billions were it offered to me. Anyone who expects a CEO of any company to what is right by America is either under ten years old, or in need of surgery to replace rose-colored corneas with the clear variety. The bankers will do what they are allowed to get away with. Like children and dogs, they need rules to go by. Unfortunately, they are being allowed by our representatives to write the rules. And we see how well that is workng out.

    I am a liberal, not a Democrat. I want a viable Liberal Party to field viable liberal candidates. I am tired of voting for the least unpalatable nominee. We need more Russ Feingolds, Dennis Kuciniches, Henry Waxmans. We need a Lyndon Johnson, who cared little about being liked, and wasn't hesitant when it came to twisting arms. Do you think a weasel like Joe Lieberman would have kept his committee chairmanship in an LBJ administration? Lyndon would have seen to it that Jivin' Joe was assigned Larry Craig's old 'office' in the Minneapolis Airport.

    America is in a decline, the world knows it, many of us know it.  We are running out of weight to throw around. It is time to publicly acknowledge our missteps and retune the engine of freedom and prosperity that we always pretended to be, and occasionally were.

  • Pictures from this week....

    three ducks
    Don't trust these ducks, they're up to something

    sunset sounds, jan 2010  
    Every time I swear off sunset pictures, another one comes along....

     pelican in repose
    ......Same thing with Pelicans

    Industrial locks This is the Industrial Lock, the only way for boats to get into the Mississippi River from the East. Right now, there is about a 24-hour delay from arrival time to clearing the Lock into or out of the River. One could go upriver to The Tennessee River and come down through Mobile, but that would entail a week or better in lost time and spent fuel. The deckhands like the down-time, as they get a break from doing this.....

    breaking tow  
    ....breaking tow after arrival at the fleet. Pick up the rigging off the barges we drop off, put it back on the barges we pick up. Each building or breaking of a tow involves handling more than a ton of rigging, and the guys can do a drop and a pick-up in less than eight hours.

     Castle on Irish Bayou
    This castle is visible from Interstate 10, east of New Orleans. There was an article about the builder in the Times-Picayune once. The guy spent his retirement building his dream, and died about a month after completing it. I took this picture from my car, on the way home Thursday.

  • Lather, Rinse, Repent!

    The Nigh-Sighers Blues

    They say the end is coming,
    I think this time they're right
    One book says in twenty-twelve,
    another by tomorrow night.

    An asteroid might take us out
    in Oh-oh thirty-two
    A solar flare-up might light our hair up,
    or we'll O.D. on CO²

    The Earth is getting hotter, 
    some say "that can't be!
    I don't care what scientists swear,
    there's snow on my TV"

    We might become wall shadows,
    thanks to a nuke-possessing thug
    Or alien touristas won't like the vistas,
    and pull out some galactic plug.

    A horny rhinovirus becomes a super-bug,
    and makes us deathly sick
    A Streptococcus pyogenes gets the munchies,
    you can take your pick

    Some say the earth is a Gaia old gal,
    She just needs to shed some skin
    The world is maybe here to stay,
    though sans humans and their kin!

     

     

  • To Be Perfectly Frank...

    Yeah, I'm inna mood! Zappa encapsulated my feelings in this caustic rap from the early eighties

     

    DUMB ALL OVER

    Whoever we are
    Wherever we're from
    We shoulda noticed by now
    Our behavior is dumb
    And if our chances
    Expect to improve
    It's gonna take a lot more
    Than tryin' to remove
    The other race
    Or the other whatever
    From the face
    Of the planet altogether

    They call it the earth
    Which is a dumb kinda name
    But they named it right
    'cause we behave the same...
    We are dumb all over
    Dumb all over,
    Yes we are
    Dumb all over,
    Near 'n far
    Dumb all over,
    Black 'n white
    People, we is not wrapped tight

    Nurds on the left
    Nurds on the right
    Religous fanatics
    On the air every night
    Sayin' the bible
    Tells the story
    Makes the details
    Sound real gory
    'bout what to do
    If the geeks over there
    Don't believe in the book
    We got over here

    You can't run a race
    Without no feet
    'n pretty soon
    There won't be no street
    For dummies to jog on
    Or doggies to dog on
    Religous fanatics
    Can make it be all gone
    (I mean it won't blow up
    'n disappear
    It'll just look ugly
    For a thousand years...)

    You can't run a country
    By a book of religion
    Not by a heap
    Or a lump or a smidgeon
    Of foolish rules
    Of ancient date
    Designed to make
    You all feel great
    While you fold, spindle
    And mutilate
    Those unbelievers
    From a neighboring state

    To arms! to arms
    Hooray! that's great
    Two legs ain't bad
    Unless there's a crate
    They ship the parts
    To mama in
    For souvenirs: two ears (get down!)
    Not his, not hers, (but what the hey? )
    The good book says:
    ("it gotta be that way")
    But their book says:
    "revenge the crusades...
    With whips 'n chains
    'n hand grenades..."
    Two arms? two arms?
    Have another and another
    Our God says:
    "there ain't no other!"
    Our God says
    "it's all okay!"
    Our God says
    "this is the way!"

    It says in the book:
    "burn 'n destroy...
    'n repent, 'n redeem
    'n revenge, 'n deploy
    'n rumble thee forth
    To the land of the unbelieving scum on the other side
    'cause they don't go for what's in the book
    'n that makes 'em bad
    So verily we must choppeth them up
    And stompeth them down
    Or rent a nice french bomb
    To poof them out of existence
    While leaving their real estate just where we need it
    To use again
    For temples in which to praise our god
    (cause he can really take care of business!)

    And when his humble tv servant
    With humble white hair
    And humble glasses
    And a nice brown suit
    And maybe a blond wife who takes phone calls
    Tells us our God says
    It's okay to do this stuff
    Then we gotta do it,
    'cause if we don't do it,
    We ain't gwine up to hebbin!
    (depending on which book you're using at the
    Time...can't use theirs... it don't work
    ...it's all lies...gotta use mine...)
    Ain't that right?
    That's what they say
    Every night...
    Every day...
    Hey, we can't really be dumb
    If we're just following god's orders
    Hey, let's get serious...
    God knows what he's doin'
    He wrote this book here
    An' the book says:
    "He made us all to be just like him,"
    So...
    If we're dumb...
    Then God is dumb...
    (an' maybe even a little ugly on the side)