Demi Moore was the greatest love I ever had
I threw our love under a bus, my bad
Having a trophy wife was not enough for me
I have to knock a piece off every chick I see
Demi Moore is so much older than I, and I'm such a studly guy
what i did was crappy but I sure made a lot of girls happy
Lawyers will argue for a long, long time, mine says she doesn't deserve a dime
She kinda mentored me, that makes her a parent to me
So its a case of child custody
{musical interlude}
Demi, more friends than you'll ever know have given me the heave-ho
They call me cur and creep and Bruce's scolding left me weeping
The magazines have all called me slime, some say I should be doing time
People tell me where to go, because i was so damn shallow,
But she had flaws to, a potty mouth and a wrinkle or two
Hey what kind of stud stays twined with a lady past her prime
When my looks are, for a couple more years, still fine?
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Thanks for the link. I would have had no idea otherwise.
Clever!
@Roadkill_Spatula - I can't understand how it is that I remember all these cheesy melodies, and most people don't. But that is why I have started putting links to the original song. Did you notice that I had the musical interlude in the wrong place? It's fixed now, Francis Albert can rest easy.
@Bricker59 - LTNS, bricker59, I sure owe you a visit or two, pard.
The tune was familiar but I wouldn't have guessed it from the words.
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