What happened to Bruce Jenner?
He was an Olympian man
Now he's been overstressed, seen wearing a dress
It's tempting, man, to blame his clan
After all, they're Kardashians

Ed Snowden and Chelsea Manning,
Are they heroes and/or spies?
The feds couldn't catch Ed, then Chelsea said
that he never felt like a guy
Guess who paid for his change? You And I!

Boy, wotta world!
Boys wanting to be to be girls now
Why not buy some gills and become a fish,
or a spider become a fly?

If they exposed the King of the world
and he became a Queen
Would he stop any wars in any part of the world
Because of clashing color schemes?
Would he ban earthtones and greens?

Boy, wotta world!
Unisex is the word now
The way to tell girls from boys, it seems to me
Now it's boys who try to look pretty

If you're going to become ladies,
And hang around in bars
Can't you tattoo your behind, or at least wear a sign
So I won't invite you to my car
I hate surprises in my car