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  • A Minor Blues, Chapter XXV

    Here is a link to the earlier chapters

     

     

    Chapter 25

    Jack Moonlight has struck gold, in the form of Delano's wife, or widow, depending on whom you believe. Marisa relates to Jack and Nancy how Delano's coke habit tore them apart. And a death reveals the answer to a central mystery, although it is an answer no one is likely to learn.

     

     

    "Delano mentioned Tobias several times. What a wonderful thing, to meet
    someone who knows the man. I am so sorry to hear that he has lost his
    vision." Marisa Outlaw said to Nancy, who was sitting next to her on
    the couch. Jack sat across from the two in an easy chair with
    antimacassars on the arms.

    The two women were getting along well, sipping tea and chatting. Jack
    was happy to let Nancy take the lead while he leafed through the album of
    photographs that the old lady's niece had handed him before retreating
    to the kitchen to fix dinner.

    "So when did you learn Delano's real name, Marisa?" Nancy asked. "Before
    or after you two married?"

    "Oh, before. He was straight up about his name, as soon as we realized
    we had something real. He said that legally, either of us could wiggle
    out of the marriage, but that we were governed by a higher power than
    the state's paper. He said he would never leave me, and he never did.
    Even after I kicked him out, took up with another man, who died in
    Korea. Delano was always there when I needed him. He still is, and I'd
    move him in today if he walked through that door."

    Jack was on a page of wedding photos as Marisa affirmed her belief in
    Delano's status among the living. He saw that Delano had also provided
    the music for the event, as there were several shots of him on a stage,
    guitar in hand, members of King Charles' band behind him, but the fat
    man was nowhere in sight. In a couple of pictures, Delano/DeLeon was
    dancing with Marisa as the rest of the band played. The bass player was
    leaning into the microphone, and looked to be in a state of grace as he
    sang. Jack guessed that King Charles kept his band on tight leashes,
    these candid shots showed a band that was busting loose, stretching out.
    But maybe he was reading too much into a picture.

    "Two weeks after the wedding, Delano had stolen King Charles' band out
    from under him." Marisa related, as if she was either looking at the
    photos as Jack saw them, or reading his mind. "King had a new band 'fore
    the week was out, but he bore a grudge against my man until he died."

    Jack was looking at a crude sign set up in front of the bass drum as
    Marisa spoke again. "The boys did not even mind the name-change, didn't
    mind being called the Dog-men. They would laugh when DeLeon, which is
    how they knew him, introduced himself as Spoondog. Silly weed-heads. I
    wish weed had been Delano's problem, not that damned powder."

    Jack turned to the next page as Nancy asked Marisa if she knew about
    Delano's cocaine problem before they married. A photo of Marisa on a
    stage, wearing feathers and fur, showing a lot of leg caught his
    attention.

    "I was no angel back then, Nancy. I sang, did some stripping. Delano and
    I used the same dealer, which is how we met. I had seen him play with
    King Charles, but didn't pay him much mind. Then he invited me to a
    recording studio he worked at."

    "Forever Sounds Studio?" Jack asked. He was looking at a picture of a
    young Marisa and Delano standing in a doorway with a sign above them.

    "Yes, young man, that's the one. Delano played me a song he had
    recorded, and then we listened to a song he was working on. It was a
    revelation, I tell you. He was in his element in that studio, Had me do
    an overdub behind his voice on a song. Then we did a duet, with him
    playing guitar. He took me to breakfast, gave me a kiss on the cheek
    after he walked me home, and I didn't see him for two weeks."

    Marisa sipped her tea. Jack looked at the picture book, wondering which
    one would figure in her next statement. The house with the garden? It
    looked like the house they were sitting in, the giant magnolia shading
    the front window only a head-high bush in black-and-white.

    But it was the yellowed clipping in a plastic sleeve that corresponded
    to Marisa's narrative. "Tonight and Every Night", a slow blues by DeLeon
    and Marisa, had been selected as record of the month on WGST in Atlanta.

    "Deleon came by with a check and a copy of the record. He put on the
    record, and there was our voices. He said it was in heavy rotation in
    Atlanta and Raleigh. He played the record a second time, and we danced
    to it, laughed when we heard our own voices declaring undying love. Then
    we were on the couch making love. I'm not sure who initiated that first
    time, it just seemed right." Marisa chuckled. "Real right. Oh, what you
    must think of me. Well, I'm a Christian now, but I don't regret much.
    Everything I done in my life was a step toward Christ. So here I am,
    salty language and all."

    Jack turned another page in the album, and saw a picture of a black man
    in full Marine dress uniform, next to a picture, taken in the field, of
    the same man carrying a rifle in one hand and an oriental-looking sword
    in the other. On cue, Marisa brought up Horace, whom Jack assumed was
    the marine.

    "Delano was none too happy to find another man in his house, sitting on
    his couch, drinking his tea....."
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    April 9, 1950

    The marine stood up and offered Delano his hand. "The name's Horace
    Dawley..."

    Delano slapped the hand away. "I didn't ask your name yet, I asked,
    'where is my wife!'.

    Marisa's voice came from the kitchen doorway. "Well, look who dropped
    by." She was carrying a tray with two glasses on it. "Horace, take your tea,
    the one on the right. I know you like extra lemon and sugar."

    Horace took the glass with a mumbled "Thank you, Mrs. Outlaw." He sat
    back down without making eye contact with Delano.

    "None of that, Horace. Call me Marisa."  Giving Delano a look that could
    kill smaller rodents, Marisa added. "Besides, we don't stand on ceremony
    in this house. Why, practically anything goes. DeLeon, come in the
    kitchen for a minute, I'll get you some tea."

    The instant Delano shut the door, he turned to Marisa as her hand
    connected with his cheek. The slap could have been heard outside, much
    less by Horace. Delano grabbed her hand as it came up for a second time.

    He relaxed his grip, let her wrist go. "Go ahead, baby, I guess I
    deserve it."

    "Twelve god-damned days you've been gone. And you in town the whole
    time. You couldn't be bothered with calling me, at least?"

    Before Delano could speak, the door opened and Horace stood in the
    doorway. "Is there a problem in here, Marisa?"

    "No, Horace. We just talking, then Delano's leaving."

    "We okay, Horace. I don't hit women." Horace shrugged and shut the door
    once more. Delano did not hear him walk back to the couch.

    "You hurt me, Delano, without laying a hand on me. Speaking of, we ain't
    done no hand-laying, or any kind of layin' in months now. No, I ain't
    steppin' out, I haven't slept with Horace, or nobody else, for that
    matter. At least not yet!"

    "Baby, I've been workin'. Honest, I been true, hon."

    "On your great record? That's gonna make you famous and us rich?" Tears
    welled in the corners of Marisa's eyes. "Your lady, Delano, is one I
    cain't fight. That lady you keep in your vial, that's who is more
    important to you."

    Delano started to say something, but Marisa wasn't done.

    "What you gonna say, that you gonna quit doing that shit?" I've heard
    that. That you got a handle on it? You ain't, Dee. You gonna say I got
    the problem with you using, that it ain't no big thang? It was a bitch
    quitting while you carried on, but I did it, and I don't think you can."
    Her voice dropped. "I'm tired, husband. I'm the one been tryin' to hold
    us together. I cannot do it any more. Your trunk is packed. It's beside
    the bed."

    Delano stepped back, as if his field of vision could not encompass his
    wife and her emotions up close. "Please, baby. Give me a chance. this
    record, the band, bills. I told you about my past. It's all workin' on
    me..."

    "And you deal with it all by yourself. You got a wall up that I can't
    climb. Go. Come back when you are clean, and you aim to stay clean."

    Delano stepped through the door, brushed past Horace on his way to the
    bedroom. He looked at the marine, who was watching him with what seemed
    to be concern.

    "You got somethin' to say too, soldier?"

    "I thought your name was Deleon."

    I need this now, Delano thought. Too many damned names. He went into the
    bedroom with out answering. Once there, he took the time to snort a line
    that he laid out on the dresser given them by Marisa's aunt Nita and
    Uncle Shug. When he straightened up from the sharp inhalation, he saw
    Marisa watching him in the mirror.

    "Well, I didn't scratch the finish, anyway." He said as he turned to face
    her. But she wasn't there. Must have gone to the bathroom to wait out
    his leaving. No problem there, he thought as he picked up the heavy
    trunk.

    Horace held the door for him. Delano stopped in the threshold. "Did
    Marisa say anything to you just now?" he inquired of Horace.

    "She hasn't come out of the kitchen. Hear her cryin' in there?"

    "You sure?" But he heard the faint sobbing now as well. He needed some
    sleep, that was all.

    "Look, Horace, is it? Horace, I don't know exactly how you figure in
    this, but don't be making y'all's relationship with my wife the subject
    of talk, or I will seek you out."

    Horace, smiled faintly. "One, I've heard you fight real good. Me too,
    sport. Two, I leave in three months for Korea. Shouldn't be long over
    there, just gotta make the Chi-coms see reason. Marisa is worth waiting
    for, and I will see what is going on when I return. You two got things
    patched up, I will be happy for you. You don't, and the lady gives me
    encouragement, I hope you will be of an understanding mind."

    Delano relaxed his fists and shoulders. "You straight up, soldier. I
    like that." He put his hand out, and Horace shook it. "Be careful over
    there."

    "I'll be okay. Saw action in Hsin-ho, China, a couple of years back."
    Just then they heard Marisa call Horace's name. Delano stepped out so
    Horace could shut the door, HIS door, on him. He picked up the trunk and
    started walking back towards town and the studio. He already had a cot
    set up in a storage room.

    He heard Horace come out of the house behind him. Marisa was wanting to
    be alone, and didn't need any more gossip than had already started.
    Horace pulled out of the driveway behind him, and shortly passed Delano
    with a curt wave and a nod. He did not slow down, nor offer him a
    pitying look. Delano liked him all the more for knowing better than to
    offer his romantic rival a ride.

    He walked on down the road until a man in a truck slowed down, stopped,
    and a thumb appeared which pointed toward the back of the Ford long-bed.
    Delano climbed in after his bag, told the driver where he was headed,
    and sat back, wishing it wasn't too windy to chop a line. Instead, his
    thoughts turned to the latest letter from Frank, the first in 8 months,
    and the ramifications of the news it contained.
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    March 5, 1950

    It was the first day of the year that had been warm enough and dry
    enough for Doc Hatton to put the top down on his '49 Lincoln. The late
    winter sun was still low enough to be in his eyes, and he would have
    stopped to put the top back up, except that would be admitting to his
    wife that she was right. He pressed his hat down on his head, but the
    brim still blew up in the wind, and offered his eyes no shady retreat.

    The sun was giving him a headache, and Minerva's prattle about their
    daughter was getting on his nerves. Half of whatever she was saying was
    lost in the wind noise anyway.

    "A great visit, wouldn't you say, Francis?.... roommate a little,
    trashy....nice young man she's seeing...." Christ, his head hurt, if she
    would shut up for just a minute. They were halfway home, between
    Bogalusa and Poplarville. Now he wished he had taught Minnie to drive,
    he needed to close his eyes, they were having trouble focusing. He
    started looking for a place to pull over.

    "...two children in graduate school, that is something to be proud of,
    isn't it Francis. What? I can't understand you...Francis, what is wrong
    with your face?"

    He was having a stroke, Doc realized. He tried to stop the car, but he
    couldn't find the brake, and the car went off the road as they rounded a
    curve at too fast a speed. The car overturned as it tumbled downhill.
    Doc heard his wife's scream abruptly cut off when shen she went halfway
    through the windshield. Then she was thrown from the car as it struck a
    pine tree.

    Two more rolls, and the car came to a stop right-side up, but Doc
    couldn't seem to control his body well enough to open the door. He tried
    to yell for help, for Minnie, but it all sounded like grunts. He felt
    pain in his side, saw blood pooling in his lap, then everything went
    dark.

    "Doc! Doc! Wake up, friend!"

    Doc looked up at the figure standing by the car. The face was
    silhouetted by the sun, but the voice sounded familiar. He had not heard
    it in a long time.

    "Come on Doc, there you go." Doc's helper leaned down and brushed some
    dust off of his white slacks.

    "My wife, she's back there somewhere."

    "Let's take care of you, Doc, she's gonna be fine. We all going to the
    same place." And the man, a tall negro, faced Doc with a large smile.

    "Geddie? Is that you? How can that be?" Doc couldn't understand, anymore
    than he could understand why he felt no pain, why he could talk again.

    "It just be's, Doc. I'm here."

    "You look good, Geddie. They fixed your nose."

    "They fix everything, Doc, where we're headed."

    "Geddie, I was so wrong. Daddy made me stop being your friend, said it
    was time to grow up. He made me hit you, whip you, when you wouldn't
    stop coming around. I missed you, Geddie. My best friend, and I did to
    you, to us, what I have tried to do to my own son. Frank is a better man I
    ever was."

    "None of that matters anymore, old friend. Follow me now." And he turned and
    strode into the rising mist. Doc scurried after Geddie, following the
    fading shadow.

    "Geddie, wait. Remember the bream hole? Stealing old man Franklin's
    prize watermelon? How it tasted like sewer water, because that's how he
    got them to grow so big?

    And up ahead he saw Geddie, waiting for him at the top of the hill.
    Light was gathering around him like a swarm of butterflies.

     

    the next chapter starts here

  • A Minor Recess

    I promise to start writing again soon, I want to see how it all turns out

     

    pics from my trip
    My camera took the pictures, I added the effects. What a team!

  • At Home And Away

    I keep my camera in my pocket when I am at the wheel for two reasons. The first is because the wheel house is air-conditioned, and if I step outside to take a picture like this......

    Pelican over Lake Borgne
    The lens immediately fogs up, due to the humidity and temperature change.
    The other reason is I hate to miss shots like this....

     

    You are beautiful
    ....And this. There was a rainbow behind the building, but, alas, it did not show up in the photo.

    N.O. skyline after sunrise
                             New Orleans skyline, just after sunrise

     

    corps engineers boat- lake Borgne
    A Corps of Engineers boat in Lake Borgne

    A study in black and pink 
    Prissy--A Study In Black And Pink

    A study in black
    I wish my teeth were that white! Maybe if I ate cockroaches like Shadow does...

    another study in black
    Photographing black dogs is a challenge, but worth it

     

     

  • Is My Face Red? It Should Be

    I made a serious mistake in my last picture post. Here is an actual kudzu flower:

    kudzu flower, the real thing  meaher state park-kudzu flowers

    And next to it is the ivy-leaf morning-glory, which I was calling a kudzu. As you can see, they are almost identical except in every respect, and I am sure you understand my confusion. Both are indeed edible, however.

  • A MINOR BLUES, Chapter XXIV

     A Minor Blues, Chapter 24

     

    Sconyer's B-B-Q was packed, but Carruther's knew the manager, and
    finagled a table for three near the kitchen. The aromas overwhelmed the
    trio whenever a waitress walked through the double swinging doors with a
    tray full of dishes and drinks. They spent the half-hour wait for their
    food engaging in idle talk about Jack's case, local history, and
    Carruther's contacts with the rich and famous.

    "James Brown, he bought some posters of his first concerts from me. He
    calls every now and then to see if I have run across any more, and we
    chat about the town and how it's changed. Not too bad a guy when the
    cameras aren't rolling, he likes to be just plain James Brown sometimes,
    not all caps, if you know what I mean." Carruthers paused to take a sip
    of his tea, and Jack looked over at Nancy, who had been strangely quiet
    since they picked her up in Carruther's old Woody.

    The food finally came out, and it was well worth the wait. Carruthers
    had recommended the brisket, which Nancy ordered. Jack had a sampler
    plate, and a bowl of hash over rice. Carruthers had the ribs and the
    hash,  the merits of which he also extolled.

    "Here in Augusta, we are at a cusp, barbecue-wise. In most of Georgia,
    brunswick stew is served alongside barbecue. In this corned of Georgia,
    the South Carolina tradition has made major inroads. You can find
    restaurants of either persuasion in town."

    Jack nodded, and spooned a large dose of sweet potato into his mouth.
    Carruthers was interesting, and Jack was content to merely listen as he
    ate. Nancy made few comments either, just smiled as she ate. She was
    clearly enjoying the food, but there was something else making her
    smile; and Carruthers noticed it as well.

    "And how is the canary today, Miss Nancy?" He asked.

    "I beg your pardon?" Nancy looked at her plate curiously.

    Jack And Carruthers both laughed. "He means that you look like the
    proverbial cat, Nurse. Did you you have something to share with the
    class?"

    Nancy wiped her lips, sipped her tea. "I thought I had my poker face
    on." She sat up straight, the food forgotten for the moment. "You had me
    look up that new name, DeLeon Outlaw? I was right wasn't I? That it's an
    alias for Delano?"

    Jack said, "Right. You have the floor."

    "Okay" Nancy continued, " I checked the records under that name the same
    way I had Delano's. No Deeds, no convictions, he never worked for the
    city or county, but..." Nancy thanked the waitress, who had come by to
    refill her tea. "Barbecue might be different from place to place, but
    tea is the same all over the South." She took a big swallow, and
    followed it with a piece of brisket.

    The men waited while she chewed. Jack loved watching Nancy eat. Some
    people eat to live, some live to eat, and they were both in the latter
    category. Only Nancy made every bite look as sensual as a kiss.

    "This is so good, Mr. Carruthers. Thank you for the suggestion."

    "And thank you for the suspense, young lady." The dealer in memorabilia
    replied.

    "Oh, I was just going to say, and this is why Jack needs me. Women ask
    different questions than men, different things command our attention.
    For instance, Jack, did you wonder if Delano ever married?"

    Jack admitted that he had never given it much thought, it had not been
    brought to light so far.

    "If Delano did get married, it wasn't here in Augusta." Nancy
    pronounced.

    "But Deleon did, right?"

    "Yes indeed. In March of 1949. And..." Nancy dabbed her lips with the
    napkin. "She still lives here, Marisa Outlaw paid her land taxes two
    months ago."

    "When did you plan on sharing this with us?" Jack asked.

    "After we ate, There was no hurry. She won't back from her church social
    until three or three-thirty."

    "You talked to her?"

    "A niece, but she was sure that Mrs. Outlaw would be glad to have us pay
    her a visit. Mr. Carruthers, might I try some one of your onion rings?"
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    March 15, 1948

    "You leaving already, honey?" Celinda had a hard time making herself
    sound forlorn over the thought.

    "What's it look like to you, girl? Me putting on my pants and boots?"
    Everage tossed Celinda his shirt. "Iron this while I make me some
    coffee."

    She looked at Everage's naked back as he filled the coffee-pot with
    water. He was a good-looking man, for sure. Better-looking even than
    most of the marines she had serviced before Everage set her up in
    Gulfport. Life was better now; instead of 10-15 guys a day, Celinda only
    had to pretend to like one, maybe two johns. She had a nice place, and
    Everage made sure she had pretty clothes and make-up. Everage took all
    the money, but let her keep any gifts her grateful customers brought
    her. She asked for books, mostly.

    Everage would visit twice a month, pick up her earnings, and more often
    than not sleep over. She had convinced him not to do certain things to
    her, because it hurt, and then she could not do them with her customers.
    He did not care about her pain, but if something impacted her earnings,
    he was more malleable. Still, he made her pretend. Pretend fear, pain,
    excitement, and joy. It was creepy, and he had too much stamina. He
    seemed to get no visible joy out of any of it, just physical release.

    She handed him the ironed shirt, and held his coffee while he put it on.
    "When will I see you again, baby?"
    "Next Tuesday, unless you get a sleep-over. You need to get more of
    those.", He said, waving the roll of bills she had given him. "Work on
    'em, Celinda, use that charm, 'specially that state senator. He is ready
    to leave his fat-assed peckerwood wife for you."

    Celinda understood that the senator was important to Doc Hatton. Mostly
    the guy just cried about how unfair life was, and she held him and
    stroked his head and said it would be okay. A whole night of that was
    almost as bad as one with Everage, but she kept that to herself. "Okay,
    I can get him to stay."

    Everage grunted as he finished buttoning his shirt. Without a word, he
    turned and walked out, grabbing his hat from a hook by the door.

    Celinda watched him drive off from her second-floor bedroom window,
    wishing not for the first time that she had the courage to kill him in
    his sleep. But she hadn't killed her drunk abusive father, either,
    before he gave her to Doc for a gambling debt. She suspected that Uncle
    Titus had done that for her. Besides, she knew Everage would sense it if
    she ever got the nerve. She sighed and picked up the book Senator
    Sammons had left for her, Kingsblood Royal. She liked Sinclair Lewis'
    work; she could get blissfully lost in his story about racial identity for a
    while.

    Everage pulled into a parking spot near the Government building a few
    blocks from the banana docks. He peeled off a few bills to give to his
    reefer dealer, a few for himself, and the rest for Doc. He was glad
    Doc had seen the sense in putting Celinda to better use than pleasing a
    bunch of drunken sailors. The senator alone had been worth the venture,
    as he had used his position on the organized crime committee to obtain
    all the information that the Task Force had on Doc's operations.

    He put the money away, and pulled out the last of his stash. He was
    rolling a tight little cigarette when a car door across the street was
    slammed shut. He laid his hat on his lap, hiding his work, and watched
    as a second car pulled in next to the first. Everage knew cop cars when
    he saw them, these were standard-issue plain black Chevy Coupes, and the
    door-slammer was likely a cop, although on the short side. The driver of
    the second car got out, and the two started a heated discussion. Neither
    noticed the man in the Dodge truck watching them. They appeared to be
    close to blows as they approached the door to the office marked with a
    big State Police star.

    He shrugged and went back to rolling. He cranked the engine as he put
    the reefer to his lips. Before he could light it, a third car pulled
    into the parking lot, next to the first two. He knew the car, a chevy
    like the first two, but green instead of black, and it had a sunshade
    across the top of the windshield. Sure enough, Frank Hatton opened the
    door, checked his hair in the window's reflection, and followed the path
    that the first two men had taken.

    Well, he couldn't walk in and listen. Surely he had time to go score and
    get back before whatever was going on was over. He lit the skinny
    cigarette as he pulled onto the street.
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    Satisfied that he did not look as disheveled as he felt, Frank walked to
    the door that Mitchell Ray was holding open for him. As they shook hands
    and Mitchell thanked him for coming, Frank saw that he was not his usual
    spirited self. Glum was the word that came to mind. The next thing he
    noticed was District Attorney Steve Danvers, war hero and political
    up-and-comer. Danvers was not smiling either, and he did not bother
    offering his hand to Frank.

    "I did not expect any celebrities, Mitch."

    "Nor did I, Frank. Mr. Danvers invited himself."

    "Detective, you asked for D.A., remember? You wanted to cut a deal with
    Mr. Hatton here in return for his testimony about his criminal
    activities." Danvers produced a sheath of papers from a briefcase, and
    tried to hand it to Frank.

    "First off, it is Dr. Hatton. And I came in to discuss my Father's
    business, to help Mitchell and his task force prepare a case."

    "Doctor," Danvers said with sarcasm. "You might want to get used to
    Mister. I suggest you read this before you talk, although there will be
    no compromise. This is the best deal you get."

    "Mitch, what the hell?" Frank took the documents this time, saw there
    was a summary page on top.

    Mitch said nothing, but he had the decency to look embarrassed. Frank
    shrugged and began to read.

    "Plead guilty to racketeering, minimum two years imprisonment, lose my
    license to practice medicine. Forfeiture of all properties. Danvers, did
    you forget to bring the vaseline?"

    "It could be ten years, smart guy. And it will be be if I think you left
    anything out. And I could make sure you serve your time where vaseline
    will the least of your worries." Danvers stepped up to Frank, and it was
    all Frank could do not to drive his fist into that squared-off chin. "We
    could make a case that you killed Agee, you know. And now Smokie Jones
    has disappeared. You had better hope we find him alive still ready to
    sing."

    Frank had no idea who Smokie was, but he figured Everage and his dad
    would know."You shave yourself, Danvers? Because you missed a spot on
    your left side, just under the jawline." Danvers blinked, but did not
    raise his hand to feel the spot.

    Mitchell was there, one hand on each man's chest. None too gently, he
    pushed them apart. He got between Danvers and Frank, who almost smiled
    at Danvers' shock at this assault on his person and authority. But
    then Mitchell spoke.

    "Doctor, this is not what I had in mind. I know, you called me, wanted
    to sound us out. But I am just a pawn in this game, pretty much like
    you. I have to urge you to consider the offer, and I apologize for not
    suggesting that you bring a lawyer"

    "How the hell could I?" He pointed at Danvers. "Too many people know
    about this already. I am just supposed to be driving back to school in
    Louisiana." Then he addressed Danvers. "You are going to get me killed
    here, Danvers. I don't think that's your plan, but I don't think you
    give a crap, one way or the other. I could bring down my own father, the
    shit I know. But, gee whiz, I just had a memory lapse. Oh well, guess we
    are done here." And he turned and walked out.

    Mitch was on his heels, Danvers behind him, but he stopped at the
    doorway. "Bring him back Ray, tell your racketeer friend this is a
    one-time opportunity."

    Frank reversed course, and side-stepped Mitchell, who was not fast
    enough to stop him. Danvers' hard face went slack as Frank approached
    him. He tried to close the door, but Frank kicked it so hard that
    Danvers lost his grip on the knob. The door slammed into the wall as
    Frank grabbed Danvers' coat, yanked it open, poppping every button, and
    shoved the plea agreement into the inside pocket. "This is your one-time
    opportunity, jack-ass. Next time, guess where your offer gets shoved?"

    Mitch grabbed Frank by the shoulders, but Frank slipped his grasp. "I'm
    done, Detective Ray. Tell your friend to call my Dad, he knows a good
    tailor."

    Frank was halfway to his car when he heard Danvers yell at Mitch.
    "Arrest that man, Ray! He assaulted me!"

    "You arrest him, you're deputized. And I'll testify that you offered to
    suck him off, and he was not amused."

    Mitch caught up to Frank as he opened the car door. "That'll shut him
    up, Frank, he's been dogged with rumors that he's a wienie-muncher since
    he was in the marines."

    Frank ignored him, got into the car, turned the key.

    "Frank, don't cut me off here, I want to help. You saved my life, that
    was a melanoma. We caught it just in time."

    Frank put car in reversal, but kept his foot on the clutch. "Help? Mitch,
    either you are ineffectual, or a liar. And I do not think you're a
    liar." He paused, and added. "I'm glad you're going to live, I think."

    Mitch was silent, his shoulders drooped. "I'm sorry. I can fix this.
    give me time."

    "I was ready to give you guys everything, Mitch, every God-damned thing
    I knew. Give up my own family, my comfort, privileges. All of it, Mitch.
    All I wanted was immunity for me, a pardon for Delano. You said," Frank
    pushed Mitch's hand off the doorsill. "You said you could make that
    happen." And he engaged the clutch and backed out of the parking slot.

    "Danvers wasn't in the picture until a few days ago, he finagled his way
    into the investigation, wants his name on the paper the day we serve the
    warrants." But Mitch was talking to the tailpipe by the time he
    finished.

    Everage was at the intersection of Highway 90 and Cleveland, waiting on
    traffic before turning east, when Frank's car came roaring by westbound.
    He looked at his watch, a Tri-Compax Universal Geneve, that he had taken
    as a gift from a jewlery-store heist he and Doc had sanctioned.

    "Twenty minutes," He said to himself. "That must have gone well."

    He knew where Frank was going, just had not been aware of any stops
    along the way. So there was no point in following him. Everage turned
    eastward, and headed back toward downtown Gulfport. At the port, he
    turned north and drove by the government parking lot, where he saw the
    little cop getting into his official car. He was not too happy a
    policeman, Everage noted. Had to be the tight-assed tall guy got their
    panties all bunched up, and his car was still here.

    The little cop's car pulled up behind him, turn signal already on.
    Everage watched in his mirror as Mitchell Ray, as that was who it had to
    be, parked in front of a pharmacy. Everage parked his truck around the
    corner, got out and walked around the corner. He saw Ray through the
    window, by the magazine rack, leafing through a Field and Stream.
    Without knowing exactly what he was going to do, Everage entered the
    store.

    Mitchell replaced the magazine in its place, straightened a stack of
    other periodicals, and stood up. He bumped into something solid. A large
    black man had reached over his head for a magazine.

    "Excuse me sir," said a stocky black man. "I thought I had time to grab
    this Argosy before you finished your neatening up down there.'

    "No harm done. Argosy, eh? Good stories sometimes, although I prefer
    mysteries."

    "I like mysteries almost as much as reading about danger and bravery."
    Everage replied." My name is Aldridge. Scott Aldridge. And he stuck out
    his hand.

    "Mitchell Ray. Pleased."

    "Likewise." Everage turned to rack and scanned the titles. "War,
    aviation, naval history. Not a single one ever mentions any heroics by
    Negroes."

    "A shame," Mitch agreed. "The Tuskegee Airman deserve a magazine of
    their own, in my opinion."

    Everage chuckled. "Most whites don't even know who they are. If they do,
    they won't acknowledge it. "

    "Well, I know. They were heroes, and had one of the best records of any
    squadron in Europe."

    "And never lost a bomber they escorted. Great men." Mr. Ray, may I buy
    you a soda? We might get arrested for loitering the way the manager is
    looking at us."

    "Sure thing, Scott."

    "Aldridge is good. I have trouble remembering my first name sometimes."

    They walked over to the lunch counter. The manager started to protest.
    "Hey! Whites onl...".

    Ray flashed his badge. "Can it, cracker. I'll caLL the health inspector
    if you are less than cordial to this man."

    Everage ordered two root beers, looking at Mitch as he did so. Mitch
    said to make his a coke.

    None too happy, the counterman went to fill the order. Everage leaned
    close to Mitchell, and said in a conspiratorial whisper, "I dare you put
    both straws in my drink, and both of us suck it down while we look into
    each other's eyes."

    The manager and two customers looked at Mitch, who had erupted in
    laughter. "They'd lynch us both." Mitch managed to say.

    "Maybe, but they wouldn't all live to see it."

    Mitch sobered up as the drinks were brought. "No, you got some size on
    you. I imagine arresting you would be a chore."

    They sipped their drinks in a silence which was broken by Mitchell.
    "Matthew Henson." he said.

    Everage looked up from his drink. "Sorry, what about him?"

    "He should be in Argosy. He accompanied Peary to the North Pole."

    "I beg to differ, Ray. It was the other way around."

    "You are right, Aldridge, my mistake. Peary said he could not have
    gotten near the Pole without Henson."

    "A remarkable man. Married an Inuit woman. Thought nothing about packing
    up and crossing Greenland with a sled pulled by dogs."

    "We fought some, my ex-wife and I, but none were that bad." Now it was
    Mitch's new friend's turn to laugh out loud. Mitch saw a man and his
    wife enter the store, see the laughing black man sitting at the counter,
    and turn around and walk out. He understood the manager's position, and
    wished he had been a shade nicer.

    "Let me ask you, Aldridge, do I look like a cop?"

    Everage looked Mitch in the eye. "Honestly, no. That must work to your
    advantage sometimes."

    "It can," Mitch agreed. "But you knew I was a cop before I flashed my
    badge." You did not so much as blink when I showed it, and your demeanor
    didn't change afterward."

    "Frank was right, you are a smart son-of-a-gun."

    "You're the driver, Everage."

    "That I am, sorry about the little lie."

    "You follwed Frank here, or me?"

    "Neither, I was across the street, rolling up a reefer when the three of
    you pulled into the parking lot. You, Frank, and the pretty one."

    "Reefer? You are in possession of some right now?"

    "What do you think?"

    "I think I am empowered to arrest you, Everage."

    "You want to try?"

    "Not really. I think the laws are stupid, reeferheads are the least
    trouble of all dopers. A lot less trouble than drunks. Besides," Mitch
    went on, "I'm in racketeering, not narcotics."

    "And you think you're gonna bring Doc down, do you? With Frank's help?"

    "We called Frank in to ask him a few questions. He was not
    co-operative."

    "Why are telling me that?" Mitch seemed to be telling the truth. Everage
    knew people had trouble lying to him. People that knew what he was
    capable of, that is.

    Mitch got up from the stool as he replied. "Because you are no more just
    a driver, Everage, than I am just a school crossing guard."  Mitch
    pulled out a dollar, and laid it on the counter. "Frank told us
    nothing."

    "I said this was on me." Everage put his hand on the bill, but Mitch
    stopped him from handing it back.

    "I can't accept that offer, Everage, since I am investigating you and
    your boss." He pulled out a card from his coat pocket. "If you want to
    come in officially, give me a call. It was good conversation, Everage,
    too bad we're on different sides." Mitch laid the card on the table and
    headed for the door.

    "Don't have to be, we both want order. Just need to work out the law
    thing." But he was talking to the cop's back. Everage sighed, then
    sipped at his drink. After a minute, he decided that he had jerked
    enough chains for one day, and walked out past the manager, who suddenly
    got busy wiping a clean display case.

     

    the next chapter starts here

  • One of My Favorite Leg-Stretching Spots

    meaher state park-walkway treated
                      The walkway at Meaher State Park, east of Mobile, on the Causeway. 
                     I treated this picture to make it look like a painting. Whaddya think of it?

    meaher state park-double flower 
    Double flower on walkway at Meaher St. Park

    purple flower column
    not sure what this is called, outside of pretty

    hibiscus, maybe
     
    A wild hibiscus flower
     on the trail at Meaher State Park

    meaher state park-kudzu flowers
    Kudzu flowers. These are edible, and quite tasty raw

    wascally wabbit
    Oops! This vicious beast took umbrage at my eating his kudzu, and did bare his mighty fangs.
    And me without my holy hand grenade..

    running dogs
    ..So I wasted no time in calling for back-up

    so tired
         Battling rabbits is hard work. Warriors need their down-time.

  • The Beach, Before Man

    Sand dunes line the ancient beach
    the tempest of  an earthbound sea
    stand steady against their liquid match
    with whom they contend for victory

    waves bleed white foam frenzy
    born to fight and die upon the shore
    comrades pull them back to sea
    gull's cries lost amid the roar

    Water will take over in short order
    if south wind be our friend
    and push us ever so much harder
    until we've overrun the strand

    What one wave takes another brings
    The dunes stay as they are
    back and forth go battle lines
    in nature's border war

     

     

  • A MINOR BLUES, Chapter XXIII

    Jack Moonlight Is in Georgia now, on the last leg of his search for details about one Delano Partlow, bluesman and life-long friend of his client's father. In this chapter, Frank does his job despite feeling the pressure from both sides of the law, and Delano's employment history is explored in greater detail than Jack ever hoped for. Everage does some damage control stemming from a crackdown by the state police.

    Here is a link to all the chapters posted so far

     

    Wednesday, January 14, 1948

     

    The cold snap had caused an uptick in business at the Hatton Clinic.
    Wednesday was usually slow, but Frank had seen 20 patients by eleven
    o'clock, and was planning on working through lunch. He told the nurse to
    send in number twenty-one. The chart on the next patient was empty,
    meaning it was a new patient, one Mitt Raymond.

    Mitchell Ray stepped into the examination room as Frank looked up from
    the clipboard.

    "Mitt Raymond? What brings you in today?

    "Just a check-up. I could have re-scheduled, and would have ,had I known
    about the flu outbreak." Ray extended his hand and, for the sake of the
    nurse who was watching from the next room, Frank took it. Then he bade
    Mitchell to take off his shirt. Mitchell seemed reluctant to do so.

    "Doctor," Nurse Delcambre said from the door. "Will you be needing me?"

    "Not right away. See if anyone out there just needs aspirin or throat
    lozenges. Mr. Raymond here has a social disease, and we need to discuss
    treatment privately."

    As the nurse walked out, Ray asked Frank. "Was that really necessary?"

    "No. Now, why are you here? And I mean it, take off your shirt."

    "Frank, I'm not wired." Ray protested

    "I don't know who I can trust, Mitch. That nurse? My dad sent her here.
    Maybe as a favor to someone he does business with, maybe to watch me. So
    be a patient, ok?"

    Mitchell Ray, alias Mitt Raymond, complied. "So you're on the outs with
    Doc. Over Delano?" He asked as he hung his shirt on a hanger. "Have you
    seen him?"

    "No, have you?"

    "You sure about that, Frank?"

    "Doctor, call me doctor, okay?"

    "Yeah, whatever. I suppose you know we rolled up your cigarette-smuggling
    operation in Hattiesburg."

    Frank pressed the his stethoscope to the cop's chest. "Breathe deep. No,
    I didn't know I had a such a business. But you know best."

    "That thing's cold.  What do you know about besides the whorehouse here
    in Biloxi?"

    "I don't even know about that, Mitch. Breathe." Frank walked around
    behind Mitchell and repeated the procedure.

    Mitchell let out a breath. "Let's try a trade, Frank. I give you a piece
    of info, and then you give me one."

    "Fair enough." Frank ran a finger over a bump between Mitchell's
    shoulderblades. "Are you married, Mitch?"

    "You sure work cheap, Frank. I was, but Lucy left me for a college
    professor. Said she didn't want to be married to a cop anymore. That was
    three years..."

    "I wasn't being chatty. I was wondering how long you have had this mole
    on your back. I know you can't see if it has gotten bigger recently."
    The mole in question was irregularly shaped, and the skin was flaking
    off.

    "Geez, I don't know, a long time. Why? he asked.

    Frank sighed. "Do you have your own doctor? Because this needs
    attention."

    "No, Doc. What do you mean, attention?"

    "First. I am not 'Doc'. That would be my Dad, and I am not him. Second
    this looks like a melanoma, skin cancer."

    Mitchell looked over his shoulder at Frank. The confident cop was gone
    for the moment. Frank was talking to a patient. Nurse Delcambre came in
    with a syringe in hand, needle affixed. "I thought you might want this,
    Doctor, you said..."

    "No, Nurse, it was just a yeast infection after all. Mr Raymond is quite
    the gadabout. What I do need, however, is a scalpel, some alcohol and a
    a few minutes of your time."

    Nurse Delacambre looked at the prepared penicillin shot in her hand,
    shrugged, and embarked on her new task. Frank turned back to Mitchell,
    who for once did not look like he already knew all the answers.

    "Whatever reason you came to see me, Detective, it may have saved your
    life, if we caught this in time. I want you to let me cut it out, take a
    blood sample, and send it off to Baton Rouge for testing. Make sure it
    has not metastasized yet." He answered the puzzled look by saying,
    "Spread. If this has spread beyond this mole, you are looking at a fight
    for your life."

    "You shitting me, Doc..tor?" You aren't a specialist in cancer. You
    majored in Psychology after med school."

    "I've taken some courses in oncology. In fact, I'm moving to Baton Rouge
    for a couple of years to study new treatments. Cancer is a growing
    business, literally. As soon as I can find a doctor to take my place,
    that is." A doctor that will sign off on five to ten phantom patients a
    day, Frank thought. Dad will just have to find another way to wash his
    loot.

    "If you have something to say, Mitch, say it while Miss Delcambre is
    prepping." Frank leaned against the counter, arms folded.

    Mitchell sat up straighter, shrugged off the scary news for a minute,
    the detective was back. "A body was found 20 miles north of town. It was
    not too badly decomposed yet, this being a cold winter. Not that it
    mattered, as someone had kindly interred Mr. Maxwell Agee with some
    personal effects. You knew Mr. Agee, did you not, Frank?"

    Nurse Delcambre returned with the supplies, and Frank busied himself
    applying an anesthetic to the mole and surrounding skin. He let the nurse
    sanitize the area to be cut, trying to steady his nerves as he pondered
    the implications of Agee's disinterment.

    Mitchell winced, but otherwise did not complain when the mole was
    removed. Frank sutured the excision while the nurse prepared the sample
    for delivery to the lab in Louisiana.

    "Why Louisiana? Doesn't Oxford have a lab?" Mitchell asked.
    "And a fine one, but I know people at LSU, and this needs more than
    fast-tracking." They were alone again. Mitchell Ray was buttoning up his
    shirt. "I hate to hear about Mack. How did he die?"

    "It was either the broken neck, or the internal bleeding. But you knew
    that already, is my guess. No, don't say anything. You haven't been to
    the gym since he disappeared. And it was less than a week after the
    fire.  Not saying you killed him, Frank, not directly, in any case. Your
    prints were on the scrapbook interred with Mr. Agee, and Dumond's were
    on the gloves. Neither fact means much at this moment, as you all
    interacted previously. I took your print card from the prison record
    room on my way out of Arkansas, in case you're wondering."

    "People tend to die when you and Delano are together. Considering my
    current situation," Mitchell pointed over his shoulder in reference to
    the mole, "I hope he is far away."

    "So now what? I get questioned? Arrested?"

    "Depends, Doctor. I would rather you volunteer information. Again, your
    prints mean nothing so far. Neither do Dumond's. I know you're curious;
    a hunter saw the disturbed ground after a heavy rain. Here's a hint,
    Frank. Always pack the dirt real hard when you bury somebody, or when it
    rains the grave will be the only ground in the area without standing
    water.

    Mitchell left Frank standing there as he walked out. "Thank you doctor.
    I will leave my number at the front desk. We'll be in touch."
    --------------------------------------

    "I'm more a collector of concert posters and memorabilia than scratchy
    old records, Mr. Moonlight. I like my music clean-sounding. That makes
    me less than a purist, I suppose."

    Jim Carruthers shrugged his shoulders. "I make a living selling to
    purists. What they say about me after the check clears concerns me not
    at all."

    Carruthers was one of the contacts that Pete Tremé had put him onto back
    in New Orleans. Jack was used to the fact that most blues enthusiasts
    were white, but Carruthers took it to a new level. Jack figured that,
    under the shades the tall man was wearing in his office, one would see
    the pinkish eyes of the true albino. Jack put his age at fifty, although
    with the white hair and skin undamaged by the sun, his only clue was the
    wrinkled skin under the man's strong jaw.

    "Here" Carruthers handed Jack a poster. It advertised a concert at a
    local Augusta night club, featuring SpoonDog and the Dogmen. There was a
    picture of the band. The quality was poor, but Delano was clearly the
    man in front holding a guitar. Delano was the only man smiling.

    "That's from 1943. I have some handbills for other shows, but this is
    the only one with a picture." Jack studied the murky picture for clues
    while Carruthers laid out some other photos on a table. All he could
    surmise was that Delano stayed in shape; the muscles in his arms were
    well-defined, and Jack could see no hint of any fat around his middle.

    Carruthers beckoned Jack over to the table. "Here are some pictures I
    was lucky enough to find at an estate sale a few years back. The bands
    back then were in constant flux, but Delano earned more loyalty than
    other groups."

    Indeed, Jack could see from the series of pictures, that the band behind
    Delano changed little from 1943 to 1946. Most were of the band
    performing, but one showed Delano, maybe on a break between sets, taking
    money from a white fan in exchange for one of a stack of LP's on a table
    next to the drum riser. Some pictures were dated, most were not, but
    they were all from the same period, except the last two that Carruthers
    was pointing to.

    " 1946. That was the last picture of Delano for a while. Then there's
    this picture here." Jack recognized the band behind the singer as the
    Dogmen; Delano was not in the picture, and the band was called The
    Georgia Woods Blues Band. On the back of the photo was the date. June,
    1948. "So this was after the fire, and Delano was, what, laying low?

    Carruthers let Jack take some pictures of the spread-out photos, then he
    picked them up, and laid out a few more, plus some typed pages with
    notes in the border. "These are engineer's notes from a local recording
    studio, Rhythmic Recordings. I got these from the conservator of the
    estate after the owner died. He saw no value in a box of photos and
    notes about our local 'race music' performers. I made a killing, Mr.
    Moonlight, selling the master tapes to collectors around here. Ignorance
    is bliss, when one can take advantage of it."

    "You can call me Jack. Were there any tapes of Delano?"

    "Not that I could discern. But there is this." And he pointed at the
    bottom of one page, then another. "Assistant engineer, D. Partlow on this
    one and this one. Engineer on these two, D Partlow. A songwriting credit
    on this song, and he is listed among the personnel on several recording
    sessions."

    "Jack, this is fun, which is why I am only going to charge you lunch for
    my efforts." He pulled out another folder, labeled King Charles. "Now,
    check this out."

    He handed Jack a signed publicity photo. The fat man in front had to be
    King Charles, who seemed to be a figure of local musical note back in the
    day. Carruthers, who had not reciprocated with any offer to call him Jim,
    confirmed this, and added that the band had done some regional touring
    behind a couple of minor hit records. Jack reached into his pocket and
    pulled out the vibrating phone. It was Nancy, and she was getting
    hungry.

    "Lunch will be a threesome, Jim," Jack said over the mouthpiece.
    "It's Carruthers, if you please. Way too many Jims around here." He said
    as he pointed at the guitar player in the picture Jack held, whose face
    was partially blocked by the King's bulk. Jack nodded, and continued.
    "My partner will be joining us. She's working a different angle." Nancy
    was at City Hall poring over old records, Carruthers pointed at the
    guitarists name, DeLeon Outlaw, then placed another picture of the band
    on top of that one while Jack listened to Nancy. This one was taken at a
    recording session. No names, just a date on this one, but Jack could
    see for certain that Delano was holding the same guitar as could be seen
    in the previous photo. Delano looked thinner in this photo, his features
    gaunt.
    Nancy was suggesting a way to spend the afternoon, a way Jack might have
    trouble getting a receipt for, when another piece of paper was placed in
    his hand. Now Jack was looking at the notes from a recording session,
    dated the same as the photo, August 20, 1949. The guitarist was listed
    as one DeLeon Outlaw.

    "Yes, Miss Register, that will do nicely, block out two hours for that
    session. Are you still at the courthouse? I have another name for you to
    check. Deleon Outlaw. See you at lunch."
    -----------------------------------------

    Hattiesburg, Mississippi February 9,1948

    Smokie was halfway between the Jailhouse and the bus station when
    Everage pulled to the curb alongside him. Everage threw open the
    passenger door and Smokie saw little alternative to accepting the ride.
    He pulled his bulk up and into the showroom-shiny truck.

    "Relax, Smoke. Doc is proud of you. We know you kept your mouth shut in
    there."

    "Yeah, shee-it man. They wanted information about Doc, about what happened
    to Earl, where I got the cigs. The funny thing? You, they asked nothing
    about. Once, a guy asked if you carried a gun. He called you Doc's
    driver."

    Everage chuckled politely. "No bull? That's what I am for tax purposes.
    On his payroll at forty bucks a week, chump change, but going rate for a
    paid slave." Smoke declined to point out that he was making less; he
    figured Everage was insulting him.

    "Of course, I make more, but I make even more when the cigarettes are
    moving out the door." They pulled up to a red light, and Everage turned
    to his passenger. "We had to give the business to Young Turk. Doc said
    it was a business decision."

    "What the hell am I gonna do, Everage? I got 3 years looking me in the
    face. Now no job?"

    "Easy, Smoke. Doc ain't no fool. You ain't talked, and you've been
    loyal." Everage tossed a fat envelope into Smokie's lap.

    Smokie looked from his lap to Everage, and back again.

    "Since you asked, you open-mouthed fat coon, there's five hundred
    dollars and a bus ticket in there."

    "Bus ticket? But I wasn't, I mean I...where am I going?"

    "Nashville, from there anywhere but back here, clear on that?" Smokie
    nodded. "We goin' to your crib now, Smoke-man. You gonna pack a bag and
    leave with Doc's best wishes."

    "Man, this is home, I ...."

    "Got no choice, Smokie. Me neither, this is what I am being told to do,
    and my job ends when I see your butt squeeze through the doors of that
    Greyhound bus. Here we are, old man. Let's pack. Thirty minutes, then I
    decide what you take."

    Everage sat in the only chair in the living room. He wondered what the
    fat man had spent his money on; decided that the bank book in Smokie's
    back pocket had the answer.

    They only needed 15 minutes. It would have been fourteen, but Smokie
    had trouble choosing between taking a picture of the Nativity or some
    back issues of Argosy, he decided on the latter. On the cover of one
    Everage saw a picture of a Mountie on a raft being steered by a buxom
    redhead, and firing his six-shooter at an assailant somewhere off to the
    reader's right.

    "Mind makin' a stop at the bank?" Smokie asked, as Everage pulled away
    from the man's home.

    "We got time, you bein' so fast packin' and all." Everage wondered how
    much money Smokie had in his account. Or was it a deposit box?

    Smokie hustled out of the bank, clutching an envelope in his hand.
    Everage had told him the bus pulled out at four; it was ten of, and he
    did not want Everage mad at him.

    "Sorry, they hate to close out accounts. I had to talk to a
    Vice-president."

    So you got the money? A cashiers check?"

    Smokie shook his head. "These are instructions on how to make a wire
    transfer when I get wherever I land. I got me a code word and
    everything."

    "Shit that's cool, Smoke." They were pulling up to Capitol Street, a
    left turn would take them to the bus station. "Still and all, Simon
    Jones, ain't no excuse to drop money all over my truck."

    "What?" Smokie leaned over to see what Everage meant, And Everage hit
    him behind the ear with a lead-filled sap. Everage looked around, no
    one had seen, no other cars had pulled up, so he hit Simon 'Smokie'
    Jones another good lick to stop the groans. He didn't want him to die yet,
    and void in his pants before they got to the county landfill.

    The light changed, and he turned right on Capitol after putting Smokie's
    banking instructions in his pocket.
    -------------------------------

    chapter 24 starts here

  • AND THE NATIONAL DIALOGUE CONTINUES...

    Bud Abbott and Lou Costello Meet the Tea-Baggers

     

     Lou-Welcome aboard the Tea Party Express. Your job will be to place these ads in certain markets so that they are seen in the proper order. Very important that we get this right, so as to slowly bring the public around to our anti-Obama way of thinking..

    Bud-Okay, I understand. What's the proper order?

    Lou-Where was Obama's birthplace is on first,  what're  his politics is second,  we don't know his religion is third.

    Bud-Okay, so where's his birthplace?
    Lou-Correct.
    Bud-What's correct?
    Lou-Where is correct
    Bud-What?
    Lou-No, what's his politics
    Bud-I don't know
    Lou-That's his religion.
    Bud-What's his religion?
    Lou-What's his politics.
    Bud-I don't know
    Lou-That's his religion, what's his politics.
    Bud-You tell me
    Lou-I am telling you
    Bud-Telling me what?
    Lou-What's his politics
    Bud-So tell me
    Lou-I  just did tell you
    Bud-when?
    Lou-No, I said what
    Bud-I don't know!
    Lou-That's third, first is his birthplace
    Bud-I thought I was getting this, now I'm confused
    Lou-About what? It's simple, first we say, where's his birthplace, then we ask.....
    Bud-What? His politics?
    Lou-Right
    Bud-What's right?
    Lou-His politics are what
    Bud-Okay, so I pitch the first ad, which is where...
    Lou-Then second is the 'what' ads
    Bud-I don't know
    Lou-You got it!
    Bud-I got nothing! First, where...
    Lou-Then what
    Bud-You tell me
    Lou-I am telling you; what! Don't you understand English?
    Bud-I used to. Now, I don't know
    Lou-That's third.
    Bud-What's third?
    Lou-I don't know
    Bud-Well then, who..?
    Lou-Who is on fourth, that's the ads about his race
    Bud-And we run those when?
    Lou-Don't ask




     

  • The Republican Party, A Gift That Keeps On Giving

    "The comedy recession is over" - David Letterman

    Dave was referring to reports that Dick Cheney might run for president in 2012, on top of similar rumors that Sarah 'the quitter' Palin also may seek to become the Republican nominee in that year. In an ordinary week, this would be enough to keep a comedy-writer busy, churning out lame jokes about ex-Governor Palin being 'resigned to run for President'. In Cheney's case, we would hear how he would be ready to aim and fire at the problems facing America, no matter who got in the way. "Yep, no one will have to twist Cheney's arm to run, although he would find nothing wrong with that." Bada Bing!

    But the week was just getting started.  The Republican Party and its members have provided an embarrassment of riches for late-night hosts, for stand-up comics, and (ahem!) bloggers the world over. I will try to relate the gaffes, goofs, and unbelievably, the deliberate strategies of the Grand Old Party animals, in chronological order. There is some overlap, especially in the case of Mike Duvall. Overlap, spanking, get it? No? Well you will once you have read the stirring saga of:

    UNPLANNED OBSOLESCENCE, THE GRAND OLD PARTY'S OVER

    1) How To Teach Our Kids To Be Socialists In One Hour Or Less- President Obama wanted to talk to the youngsters, America's youth, and he wanted to talk to them all at once. Since video-linkups to I-pods proved to be technically unfeasible, The President's team thought of the next best thing; most kids attend school semi-regularly. And since it is a speech about school and learning, about taking responsibility for  one's life and working hard, why not talk to the youth via a speech given during school hours?

    Well, because that would be socialism, according to many republicans. And this sort of thing had never been tried before, and who knows where it might lead? Well, at least it had never been tried before by a Democrat; turns out that Reagan spoke to the kids in 1986 as described below:

    On November 14, 1988, Reagan addressed and took questions from students from four area middle schools in the Old Executive Office Building. According to press secretary Marlin Fitzwater, the speech was broadcast live and rebroadcast by C-Span, and Instructional Television Network fed the program “to schools nationwide on three different days.” Much of Reagan’s speech that day covered the American “vision of self-government” and the need “to keep faith with the unfinished vision of the greatness and wonder of America” but in the middle of the speech, the president went off on a tangent about the importance of low taxes  (Emphasis mine)

    President George HW Bush also gave a speech to schoolchildren in 1991, that hit all the notes in Obama' speech on Tuesday. It was broadcast nationwide and carried by many schools. At least the first President Bush managed not to inject any policy statement into his speech a la the Gipper. As a matter of fact, his speech and the one given by the current POTUS are practically interchangeable. See for yourself

    But the right-wing media and local Republican leaders forgot these facts in their haste to accuse Obama of creating a 'cult of personality', of interfering with a parent's right to teach resposibility and hard work to their own kids because that has worked so well of late, hasn't it? So what right-minded, sore loser Republican wouldn't take their kid out of school rather than hear an inspirational message about staying in school? Many did, and their kids were saved from leftist gems such as these:

     pay attention to those teachers; listen to your parents, grandparents and other adults; and put in the hard work it takes to succeed

    Every single one of you has something to offer. And you have a responsibility to yourself to discover what that is. That's the opportunity an education can provide

    You can't drop out of school and just drop into a good job. You've got to work for it and train for it and learn for it.

    Thank heavens that the right-wing media was there to warn parents to cover their kids' ears. 

    2)'I thought we were ALL going to shout it out.' Department- Congressman Joe Wilson of South Carolina was so caught up in the moment during Obama's Wednesday night speech on health care that he gave the Republican response a mite early. "You're a liar!", he shouted, at the precise time that Obama was not lying. Indeed, there are no provable lies in the whole speech. Either Joe confused Obama's bill with one of the four bills in committee, or he was trying to start a new catch-phrase. Perhaps not so amazingly, this being a country that elects leaders that resemble themselves, Wilson constituents have actually increased donations to this impolite idiot. His opponent in next year's election, however, has seen a million dollars pour into his coffers since Joe's planned spontaneous outburst. Maybe South Carolinians have had enough of stupid Republicans representing their state this year.

    I would like to congratulate the national media for not ignoring this lout. In fact, they have given him the bully pulpit since he ignored all sense of decorum. Yep, make an idiot of yourself, and they will come, offering you five minutes on every morning show in America.

    3) Open Mike Night-She wears little eye-patch underwear, so I can see her eye patches. So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And so, we had made love Wednesday, a lot. And so she'll she's all, I am going up and down the stairs and you're ...... So messy. ...So I am getting into spanking her… Yeah, I like it… I like spanking her. She goes, I know you like spanking me, I said yeah, that's 'cause you're such a bad girl.

    Is this an excerpt from a Penthouse letter to the editor? Nope, there's no reference to how big his maleness is. Is this a quote from that show on HBO, where people talk sex in a taxi outfitted with cameras and audio recorders?  Nope, but you're getting warm, sorta.  Is it from my diary? Nope, Wednesday is our day to recuperate.

    No, this is Mike Duvall, a California Republican state assemblyman, bragging to more colleagues than he had anticipated about his affairs with two lobbyists, one of whom did not know about the other, although that situation may be in flux. Mike's braggadocio was heard by every single one of his fellow assemblymen and women. He has subsequently 1)resigned, 2) Said it was inappropriate storytelling, which I am sure his wife believed without the slightest hesitation, and 3) mentally kicked his own ass every two minutes since he boasted about his youthful indiscretions. It must be those gay marriages in Vermont that destroyed his oft-avowed "family values".

    4) This just in department: When a letter just won't do-- Steve Nunn of Kentucky, a former Republican state representative and current gubernatorial candidate, has been arrested for violating a restraining order filed by his ex-fiance. She did not complain to the police about his transgression, however, as she was found shot to death in downtown Lexington. She did file a complaint a day earlier, alleging that Nunn "hit me four times in my face, broke a lamp, scratched the hallway wall (and was) verbally abusive." She did not file criminal charges, an action she probably regretted later, but only for a moment.

    When Nunn was arrested, he was taken to a hospital for treatment of self-inflicted slits on both wrists. Steve, Steve, what were you thinking? Next time, take the razor and cut the veins longitudinally instead of across the wrist. You bleed out too fast to be saved that way.

  • Random Shots from The Pilot's Chair

    How do animals do it? Why does a fly stop landing on the table when you roll up a newspaper? Why does a cricket stop making noise when you walk outside to kill him, and need to hear him in order to locate the S.O.B.? And, I know this happens to all of you, how do pelicans know when you don't have your camera?

    I have been making it a habit to carry my digital camera in my pocket at all times, so as not to miss any shots of nature's wonders, or of a policeman beating the Good Humor Man. I have missed too many opportunities to catch close-up shots of Brown Pelicans as they soar by my window as we traverse Mobile Bay. They will come up from behind, glide by the wheelhouse, seemingly close enough for me to reach out and touch one's wingtip. Or one will peel off  into a dive, and come up with a fish in their beak, head and tail sticking out of either side, and jerked their head skyward and swallow the fishy whole. Sometimes they are in the classic v-formation just inches above the water, their wingtips brushing the mirror-smooth surface and leaving a little ripple that reflects the setting sun. Did I have my camera then? You ask such silly questions.

    So, for two months now, I have had my trusty Canon in my pocket, ready for such a day as Saturday, when we were traversing Lower Mobile Bay, where for some reason, the Pelicans swarm like bees in a field of clover at certain times of the day. It was a balmy day, and I had the wheelhouse doors open to catch the afternoon breeze, when one pelican, then another floated by the door, coming from behind me. One took the time to look me in the eye, and I swear I heard the sound of the wind ruffling their feathers.

    No problem, they caught me unawares, I'll pull out little Balck Maria and get the next pair. That's when I remembered that I had washed clothes, and had left the camera on the bureau with my knife, phone, and earplugs. Curses! Of course another pair came by, singing the 59th Street Bridge Song (feelin' groovy). That's an exaggeration; they were only humming it.

    Well damn. I had some traffic to deal with, so I patiently waited (yeah right) for the coast to be clear so I could dash downstairs and retrieve the camera from my room. In the meantime, a thousand pelicans flew around the boat, landed on the barges, dove for fish(did you know that when a pelicans dives for a fish, he flips and hits the water upside down? That is why they always surface facing opposite of the way they approached their prey. I don't know why, ask one. Just don't have a camera on you when you do.

    You guessed it, you must have read what I have written so far, and understand the concept of foreshadowing. However, I did get a couple of shots that were cool, and even a bit of film. the film clip is noisy, I don't know how to fix that.

         

     

    pelican over Lake Borgne

    Pelican in Mobile Bay
    Pelicans use those feathers at the tips of their wing for precision gliding


     

    Pelicans with Reflections in Water
                              Check out the shadows underneath these fellows


     

    Old Rig
    This old rig has been abandoned since the '60's, and has looked ready to fall
    over since I started on boats.



    mv Boo Cenac

    floodgate const site, Michoud Slip
    Construction of the new floodgate, which will not protect New Orleans, and 
    will merely serve as a new target for a wind-bound tow to clobber



    Egret, strutting

    The picture is fuzzy, but this egret's strut made me laugh

     


    Mountain Laurel- I forgot I had this. So, from last April

     

     

     

  • THE PARTS LEFT OUT OF OBAMA'S SPEECH

    From the Desk of Rahm Emmanuel

    To: The Oval Office

    Status: POTUS---Eyes Only

    Subject: Speech to the Nation's Schoolchildren- Suggested Changes

     

    Mr. President:

    As you are aware, the cursed forces of the ever-vigilant patriotic Right-Wing have foiled our plans once again. I am baffled as to how they found us out, as is my trusted aide Mel Famy, who by the way can be trusted not to copy these papers in an empty office before bringing them to you.

    Look over these changes and see if they meet with your approval:

     

    1) The call to prayer, led by Yusuf Islam, formerly Cat Stevens, is out. Instead, I propose some boilerplate bulls^%# about the kids being understandably nervous, and some lighthearted banter about starting a new year in a new school. Per example.."No matter what grade you're in, some of you are probably wishing it were still summer, and you could've stayed in bed just a little longer this morning."
    This will show empathy, which eases their minds, and allows the hypnosis-inducing screen-flicker to better work on their resistance.

    2) We had to excise the whole "turn your parents in if they are prone to making anti-socialist statements" section of the speech. We still have the Bush-era monitoring system, wherein any household with an internet hook-up, a cable account, or an analog-to-digital TV signal converter can be monitored, so using the children to spy for us is really unnecessary. By the way chief, it was a stroke of genius on Cheney's part to give the converters away for free. He is our greatest, most secret asset. GAO says we got into 13% more dwellings and stores that way. Anyway, I cleverly added the following to replace the exhortations to rat out God-fearing Mothers and Fathers with the following horse#%&t:

    I've talked about your parents' responsibility for making sure you stay on track, and get your homework done, and don't spend every waking hour in front of the TV or with that Xbox

    What kid could resist playing for hours on end in defiance of authority?  Even the sons of the most patriotic and brave resisters will find their minds numbed and suggestible to the word of Allah.

    3)We had to change the study guide syllabus. Everything after 'help the President', was excised. So 'help the President destroy our precious freedoms and rights, along with our monetary system, thus making us ripe for a takeover by an international coalition of blue-helmeted UN troops' is out. This is a major blow, but one we can recover from, thanks to the subliminal messages inserted in Sesame Street episodes and those stupid Vampire and Harry Potter movies. It moves our timeline out past the 2010 elections, meaning that we have to ensure the voting machines are rigged in time. Pelosi and Reid have assured us they can deliver on their promise to 'negate' the loyal republican stalwarts who would save this country from our perfidy. Mu-ahahahahah!

    4)Speaking of the study guide and associated materials, the Blackwater people have completed exchanging the compromised material with innocuous *&%$. One team member tried to sell some of the copies of "A Child's Guide To The Koran" on E-Bay. He is no longer a problem. What is a problem, though, is what do we do with 40 million prayer mats?

    And  this is a personal aside: I am so tired of pretending to be Jewish. I cannot wait to shed this lifelong disguise, as I am sure you are, and embrace our respective homelands, Kenya in your case, and Yemen in mine. I hear they have some m*^%$%#ng good coffee over there. And I am sick to #$%#^% death of Klezmer music.

    5)All the bus drivers and cafeteria workers are ready to do their part. The Lithium is in place, ready to be added to the spaghetti on "International Day", and the buses have been retrofitted with shatterproof glass and exterior locks. The most troublesome parents will be disappeared to the re-education camps after dropping the kids at the madrasas in Connecticut and Vermont, our most reliable liberal bastions.

    May Allah the most merciful and benevolent, and his only prophet, Mohammed, bless our cause and lead our nation into third-world inconsequentiality.

     

    P.S. Mel seems quite familiar with the devastating effects of mind-altering substances. Maybe we could put him up for drug czar?

  • UNCLE BUD DOES TALK RADIO

    UNCLE BUD IS ON THE AIR!

    (The opening riff from Whole Lotta Love, by Led Zeppelin fades in. The
    announcer starts his spiel
    ...)

    From the nation's heartland, a man who talks straight from the heart, a
    man whose heart is in the right pl...

    Uncle Bud: Turn that hippie crapola off! I said I want Merle Haggard!
    Fightin' Side of Me! Which one of you slacker crackheads...what are you
    pointin' at? What red light? Oh, ... Hello out there, Welcome back to
    the Uncle Bud Tells it Like He Sees it Show. The show where we take
    on the liberal elite, the powers that be, the intellectuals, the liberal
    elite...what! Yeah, ok. And we take your calls, America. The little
    lights are all flashing, so let's get to it.

    But first, I just gotta say. This Obama fellow, this guy wants to talk to
    our kids about stayin' in school? Yeah, that's his business, whether my
    kid learns or not. But no matter, he is leaving out a bunch of kids, and
    I wanna know why. Why is he not broadcasting to these home schools? How
    are they supposed to hear about his socialism? His inspirational
    yadda-yadda about growing up muslim in Africa?  What are these kids
    supposed to do, skip home and go to school to watch the speech? I'm just
    sayin,.. Ok let's take a call before my engineer has a cow.

    Our first call is from Ellen, in Cedar Rapids. Hello, you're on the air.

    Caller: Hello?
    Uncle Bud: Hello Ellen, what's your question?
    Caller: Am I on the air?
    Uncle Bud: Yes Ellen, go ahead.
    Caller: Hi Uncle Bud. I have a question. I am unemployed, and cannot get
    insurance, and I have a tumor that the doctors say..
    Uncle Bud: Hahahah! Skip home! phhhhpp!
    Caller: What?!?
    Uncle Bud: Nuthin' hun. Go on, we don't have all night, you got a tumor,
    and...
    Caller: Yes, and it's malignant, and I cannot afford the operation..
    Uncle Bud: Get a loan.
    Caller: I have no job, Uncle Bud.  My savings are gone..
    Uncle Bud: You got a home, tap the principle, that's what I did, for the
    court-ordered rehab. Bastards, what's wrong with drinkin' in the privacy
    of my own vehic...
    Caller: I have no principal, I am four payments behind, I'm gonna lose
    my house, I can't get medical care...
    Uncle Bud: I see where this pity party is going. Alice, it's all
    about...
    Caller: It's Ellen
    Uncle Bud:  Who's Ellen?
    Caller: Me, and I don't want pity, I need to know if...
    Uncle Bud: you need to know if you can have some of my hard-earned
    money( pre-recorded sound of toilet flushing), sorry. Hello! You're on
    the air.
    Caller: Hi Uncle Bud! My name is Dave, and I disagree with what you
    said...
    Uncle Bud: Hello, you're on the air.
    Caller: Hi Bud! This is Hiram, in Davenport, and I just wanted to say I
    think Obama is a good presi..
    Uncle Bud: Hello you're on the air
    Caller: Hi Uncle Bud! This is Carl, and I wish McCain had been voted in,
    died, and Sarah Palin was our President now.
    Uncle Bud: Yeppers, that is is one smart heifer. She tells it like she
    sees it, and she sees real good. Go on .
    Caller: Well, She would get rid of the deaf panels, stop the socialist
    medias from criticizin' everything sacred, and put prayer back in
    the schools and airports. And we could wear guns at work an' all.
    Uncle Bud:

    Caller: Hello?
    Uncle Bud:Ok, I'm Back! Sorry 'bout that. Had a lizard to drain and a
    whistle to wet. So, you got guns, do you?
    Caller: Yessir! I have an authentic German army officer Luger, an Ak-47,
    and a bolt-action 30-30 that my gramps left me. The trigger needs some
    work, but..
    Uncle Bud: You changed the spring?
    Caller: Yeah, but I think the guy used a spring from a different model.
    Uncle Bud: Stay on the line. I'll give you the name of my guy during the
    break. He can automate that AK for you too, Carl, if you haven't done it
    yet.
    Caller: Sure, thanks!
    Uncle Bud: Glad to be of service, Carl. Good night now
    Caller: Good ni..
    Uncle Bud: And they say I never help anyone. Hello! you're on the air
    Caller: Uncle Bud? Do you believe in God?
    Uncle Bud:
    Caller: Uncle Bud? Martin here, uh, are you a Christian?
    Uncle Bud:
    Caller: You know, the body is a temple, and I feel that you maybe defile
    your temple with excessive dr...
    Uncle Bud: Ok, I'm Back! That whistle is a harsh taskmaster, brp! 'scuse me.
    Now, you got some problem?
    Caller: I'm just worried about your soul, Unc..
    Uncle Bud: Jesus drank! Wine, remember? And he consorted with whores,
    too, you got somethin to say to me about that? You ain't gotta whore
    there, boy, then don't talk to me!
    Caller: my wife is not a w... (sound of toilet flushing)
    Uncle Bud: Ok, time to pay the piper, we're gonna take a break while you
    listen to why you should buy a car from, from,..Tony! who's that assh..
    (Intro to Clash' Rock the Casbah starts up, the announcer talks over the
    music...
    )
    Announcer: Uncle Bud will be right back after these messagescrkkkkkktt!
    Uncle Bud: I said no hippie shit! Listen to me! No one listens...to me
    (sob!)..get your hands off me.....


     Here is a link to previous episodes of  Uncle Bud's various shows

  • Stuff So Dumb, It Might Be True Dept.

    Pundits Proffer Proof  Positive of Pres' Progressive Perfidy
        Obama seen spreading butter on toast in a Leftward motion

    (Fox news)

    Many people around the country this morning are discussing President Barack Hussein Obama's manner of buttering his toast. He has been filmed placing the pat of butter on the right side of his breakfast toast , and proceeding to move the rendered milk by-product leftward.

    "And he steadies the toast on the plate with his left hand!" Remarks noted conservative columnist and Hitler apologist Pat Buchanan. "His left hand holds it firmly in place. Do I need explain the symbolism here? Brown bread, never white, mind you, controlled by a left-armed(wing) hand, as he starts smearing the right side of the piece of....

    ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    Archaeologist: William Tell Killed Two Sons Before Hitting The Apple

    Basel, Switzerland

    A controversial claim, based on newly-discovered evidence, has divided the once-peaceful country Nestléd in the Alps. Arnaud Schortzwäring,  head of the archaeology department at Leiderhosen University,  has called reports that Tell wasn't such a hot hand with the bow "another load of utter nonsense". 

    The proponent of the new theory, Ütter Nonsencsz, responded.......

    oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    'Non-Birther' Movement Amasses Momentum, Makes Many Mull 

    "Where's his Mother? Dead! His Father? Dead! How convenient!" Says Conservative Pat "Hitler wasn't so bad, and Stalin killed way more Christians" Buchanan in a column discussing the non-birthers, a growing new group of conspiracy buffs who question whether President Barack Hussein Obama was ever born.
    "Who's left to verify his birth? Why won't Obama release any pictures of his bir....

     

  • A MINOR BLUES, Chapter XXII

    Here is a link to the chapters already posted.

    1946_Dodge_Power_Wagon

     

    Friday, November 21, 1947

     

    Frank pulled into his father's driveway around ten that evening, and saw
    that the light in his study was still burning. He parked next to a Dodge
    Power Wagon. It had to be Everage's new truck, and it looked tough
    enough to take out any tree that got in the way. Mounted atop an iron
    bumper the size of a railroad tie was a heavy-duty winch with 1/2"
    cable wrapped around the drum.

     He walked past it and through the front door that Everage opened for
     him.

     "Nice truck, is it the '47?"

     "1946 model. They were still making them with military frames last year.
     The '47's aren't as sturdy." Everage closed the door and followed Frank
     into the study.

     Doc looked up from his ledger, tried to read his son's face as Frank
     reached into his suede jacket's side pocket. In one swift motion he
     withdrew and pointed his hand at a crystal brandy snifter, which
     disappeared in a sparkling shower. The boom was hanging in the air as
     Frank brought the little gun to bear on his father.

     Doc looked at Everage, who was standing by the doorway. He made no move
     towards Frank. "It's okay, Doc. That was the only bullet in the gun.
     Right Frank?"

     "The other bullet missed Delano's ear by an inch or so. Here." He tossed
     the derringer to Everage. "Delano said you might want it, to remember
     your Mexicans by."

     "I told them not to bring any guns. If René hadn't shot at Delano,
     however, I would have been the one Delano killed with the rifle."

    A woman's voice, frail and indistinct came from down the hall.

    "Now you have upset your mother with this childish behavior." Doc rose
    from his chair, older-looking and slower than he had been even a month
    ago. "I'll calm her down. Frank, why don't you help Everage clean up this
    mess of yours?"

    "Fuck you."

    Doc almost hit his son, but the look on Frank's face stopped him. He
    shrugged and walked on by. Everage was shaking the sweet-smelling liquid
    off of some papers on Doc's desk, letting the drops fall on the Persian
    rug that took up most of the floor space not occupied by cherrywood
    shelving.

    "You know how to make an entrance, Frank." From the hall came the sounds
    of Doc soothing his wife, urging her back to her own bed.

    "I don't want your blood in our house, Everage, is the only reason I didn't kill
    you."

    If that statement rattled Everage, he didn't show it. Doc walked back in
    the room, saw that the mess was not getting cleaned by either man.

    "At least it was a light brandy, an Armagnac hors d'age. Shameful waste,
     but the stains shouldn't be too noticeable. Well, Frank, did you have
    anything else to say?"

    "You're being investigated."

    Doc stopped sweeping shards of glass off his desk and onto the
    floor. "By whom?"

    "State Police. That is all I know. But I believe it to be true."

    "Who told you?"

    "Someone with the Arkansas State Police. His name is Ray, and he is
    after Delano. He is interested in my part in Delano's escape from
    Cummins."

    "Maybe he's shitting you." Everage weighed in.

    "This guy doesn't bullshit. If he is, he's the best there is. He told,
    me, thinking I'd quid his pro quo."

    "You told him nothing, right? Like I told you?" Everage had stepped in
    close to Frank.

    "Nothing about us. He already knew Delano was still alive, I did not
    deny it. He's from Arkansas, Dad. He didn't seem to care about us."

    Doc was fumbling through some manila folders on his desk as he spoke to
    his son. "You said his name was Ray. That was his first name, or his
    last?" He pulled a folder from the stack.

    "His last," Frank answered, His first name was..."

    "Mitchell," Doc finished for his son. "Mitchell Ray. He was a fire
    inspector, now he is a state detective, on loan to a tri-state crime
    commission." Doc handed the folder to Frank.

    "This makes good reading. Your name is mentioned only once, Everage not
    at all. But it is only a preliminary report."

    "Then why, never mind the man had nothing to do with any of... this. Why
    kill Mack now? You need more heat?"

    "Page six, Frank, and part of seven." Doc answered. "Read it later. Agee
    owed six thousand dollars to a bookie in Baton Rouge. I bought the
    marker for four. All the bastard had to do was throw a fight or two.
    What did he tell you, Everage?"

    "Dat he wasn't gonna get in the ring with Zale by t'rowing no fights."
    Everage copied Mack's speech pattern as well as his words.

    "Frank," His father continued. "I no longer harbor any hope of you
    taking over when I am gone. You have too much of your mother in you. But
    I need you to stay in Biloxi, son. Do your doctoring, let us wash money
    through the clinic more than we have been, as your place is not
    mentioned in that report. Do that for the family, and Delano won't have
    to worry about a task force dropping in to say hello."

    "Or me." Everage added.
    ----------------------------------

    "But there is no guarantee you will get it, Jack. Alport's isn't a death
    sentence any more."

    Jack looked at her, propped on one elbow, the sheet threatening to
    expose her bosom any second now. He was glad the subject of his Alport's
    Syndrome had not been brought up before the sex, but wished it had
    waited another day or so.

    They had checked into a motel in Augusta just after nightfall. After
    getting a room, Jack had made a few phone calls, and meets were set up
    for tomorrow with a music collector and a local historian. Then dinner
    at Sconyer's Bar-B-Que; both of them had ribs and hash, which was served
    over rice. Nancy said the tangy, vinegary sauces preferred here in
    Georgia would take some getting used to, but Jack loved it from the first
    bite.

    "My Dad deals with it, has dialysis once a week. He can't afford a
    transplant. My uncle killed himself after he went totally deaf, and
    couldn't listen to his jazz records anymore. My Grandad died young,
    probably from Alport's."

    Nancy, after the post-sex glow had faded a bit, had asked Jack why he
    wasn't married yet. "I'm just curious, I am not hinting, okay?" she had
    said. Like the line in RL Burnside's, Jack though. 'She asked me why, I
    went on and tol' her.'

    "You wouldn't do that would you? What your uncle did?"

    "I thought about it, that maybe I would when I couldn't see, or couldn't
    hear. I hated the idea of being dependent, not able to get out and do
    what I wanted when wanted I to do it." Jack took a sip from Nancy's glass
    of chardonnay, then continued.

    "And then I met Tobias. The man spent over 30 years in a hell-hole for a
    crime he did not commit. He comes out blind, limbs aching from the hard
    labor. And he is, if not happy, content. Hell, he's happy. Got himself a
    girlfriend, other friends, and family who visit. He laughs, and makes
    others laugh, too."

    Jack gets out of bed and pours himself and Nancy another glass each.
    Handing the one glass to Nancy, he sits on the edge of the bed beside
    her reclining form. "It's all about diminished expectations, I guess.
    You adjust, do what you can. I have fun, Nancy, but at night I think
    about Uncle Jackie, yeah, I was named after him. I came over one day,
    went on in because, you know, he couldn't hear the doorbell. There he
    was, in front of his stereo, looking at an album, Lush Life, one of
    Coltrane's best. He had the record playing, loud. He's got his free hand
    on the speaker, palm flat where the cloth covers the bass speaker?
    trying to feel the vibration."

    "He sees me then, gives me a sad smile, asks me what song is playing,
    which got to be a game with us. 'I Hear A Rhapsody', I tell him. 'I
    don't, Junior, not anymore.' He called me Junior instead of Jack, said
    that way he knew he wasn't talking to himself. His eyes were all wet,
    and he turns away from me. He told me to take care of his records when he
    was gone. I asked where he was going, on a vacation? But I knew, Nancy.
    I somehow knew he wasn't going to die slow, with family watching the
    slow decay with guilty impatience. I was thirteen, but I cried the whole
    way home. That was the last time I saw him. The casket was closed."

    "I dread that day coming, but I like to think that I will hold up better
    than Uncle Jackie. Who knows? Not until it comes, and you really feel
    the loss of vision, hearing, or freedom, do you really know."

    "And you don't want to share that with anyone, do you, Jack?" Nancy was
    close to tears. "You keep people at a remove, so when you lose them, or
    they you, the pain isn't fierce. It's selfish of you, Jack." When he
    started to protest, she stopped him. "It is. I know. I was that way for
    the last three years. You helped me get over it, but it was a matter of
    time and I would have crawled out of the shell I had formed. I'm out
    now, Jack. And I'm not going back there. And you can't have my shell
    either." She tried to laugh off the last comment, it came out as a sob
    instead. Soon, both were crying. "We have time, let's use it. together
    or not, you and I, let's use our time to do what we can, until we just
    can't. Don't wall me off, okay?"

    "I'll try, I promise." Jack turned off the light. Soon the crying became
    something else entirely.
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    December 12th, 1947 Augusta, Ga.

    King Charles, that's me. Charles King and his Allstars, that din't ring
    out, you know? King Charles and his Royal Revue? Then the gigs started
    comin'. Same band, same songs, but now I got places bidding for us, as
    far away as Charleston. You don't mind travel do you?"

    Delano smiled. "No, I done me some."

    King Charles continued. "And you got songs? Keep 'em. I need a guitar
    player who can do some back-up singin'. That's all. Twenty-five a week,
    room and meals taken care of on the road, you don't mind beans, that is.
    Most place serve us beans. Rice is extra." He laughed at his own joke.
    Delano wanted an advance so he could get nickel of coke; his laugh was
    forced.

    "It's all cool, King. I can do the set-up for a little extra, and I know
    a bit about recording, too."

    "We'll see about that. Stick with the playin' for now, son. And what
    name you wanna use?" Delano had mentioned there might be legal issues.

    "DeLeon. Deleon Outlaw."

    "OK, Deleon. Let's go meet the boys. By the way, we rehearse three times
    a week, gig or no. And when they ain' no gig, they ain' no pay, but the
    rice is free." Delano/Deleon followed the laughing fat man into the next
    room.
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  • YOU MUST REMEMBER THIS, because I can't

    WERE THOSE THE DAYS?*

    Once upon a time it did not matter
    whether we popped pills or smoked a lid
    Can you tell me if I had a good time?
    'Cause I can't recall a damned thing that we did

    Were those the days, my friend?
    I can't remember them
    As I was stoned for nearly two decades
    I'd do reefer, coke, and booze
    And then trip....on my shoes
    Were those the days?  It's all a purple haze

    All those dizzy years are mashed together
    many fine brain cells have gone astray
    Sometimes I wish for just one acid flashback
    I might retrieve some memory in that way

    What was it like back then?
    Please tell me once again
    Just whose dope was better, yours or mine?
    And when we drove quite buzzed
    How did we fool the fuzz?
    Oh, tell me please, did I enjoy those times?
    La la la la lala, la la la la lala.......

    *With apologies to Mary Hopkin and Paul McCartney